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DONROCKWELL.COM to cease operations after today

Where the hell is Don these days? Seems like he is spending more time on Facebook then he is on the board.  Well I thought I would step in and try to get everyone caught up. DONROCKWELL.COM signed its 1 millionth member last night. Unfortunately it also had its 1 millionth and one triple space that drove Don over the edge. He has now, and I quote, embraced that Yelp is the place to be, and has taken off to sample every restaurant in Purcellville, or what he precedes to think is the next big thing in DC Dining, white trash cooking.

Let's catch up with the latest Chef gossip. Will Artley has lost a ton of weight. Serious weight, and he is ready to preach on the perils of obesity. He is taking over the old INOX space in Tysons for his new venue "Founding Fatters", it's sort of an east meets west, combo gym, yoga studio and upscale restaurant with a coffee bar.  Discounts for anyone who has ever thought about doing an iron man, running one is optional.

Chef Seb over at Amoo's is trying to beat Dean Gold's record for the biggest social media presence, most emails and Facebook posts sent out of any one restaurant. We wish Sebastian the best in his endeavors.

Jeff Heinman is doing some amazing things in Bethesda, basically for $10 dollars you get a huge meal at lunch, but wait there is more, come in twice in one week and he will upgrade your meal with a "happy meal" to go, come in three times and he will include a dessert, four times, he adds a free adult beverage, five times and he calls the police because he is not open for lunch on Monday and Saturday.

Have you tried Baby Wale yet? Coming soon is their new Baby menu, basically baby meats, baby vegetables, small portions and optional high chairs.

Should I mention"¦.

Dean Gold has disappeared. Last seen he was searching for his new location and got a little lost, he went over a bridge and is somewhere in NOVA. If you see him let us know. Dean has always had a bit of trouble navigating.

Do you still have your Don Rockwell.com membership card? Ebay value is up these days.

As usual I could care less about your day, find someone that does.

2013 http://www.donrockwell.com/index.php?/topic/19323-opening-day-specials/#entry226573

2012 http://www.donrockwe...ll/#entry205369

2011 who the hell squidsdc knows http://www.donrockwe...nt/#entry185338

2010 http://donrockwell.c...ndpost&p=159974

2007-2009 http://donrockwell.c...indpost&p=75259

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