Waitman Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Funny. Hits several of my pet peeves. Could also serve as primer for new floor staff. From The New Yorker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Server takes drink, appetizer, salad, and entrée orders from party of seven but writes nothing on order pad, despite complexity of order and multiple substitutions. Customer is forced to make halfhearted joke about server’s apparently prodigious memory. Server takes joke as a compliment rather than a caution. Server gets all orders wrong. To date, this is the only valid argument I've heard for the legitimacy of a concealed handgun law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsDiPesto Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Party of seven all wearing flip-flops in plain sight. Well, this is deserving of the bastinado! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzy510 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 To date, this is the only valid argument I've heard for the legitimacy of a concealed handgun law. You missed the second one, also listed in that article: Server rapidly rattles off long list of beers on tap. One member of dining party asks server to repeat list. Server repeats list just as rapidly. Same member of dining party asks server to repeat list one more time. Everyone else in party wants to murder both server and customer, who ends up ordering a bottle of Stella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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