lackadaisi Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I have been hearing rave reviews of the mediterranean chicken at Camelot. Both of these reports have come from women. One is from someone we all know. Could it be true? Does Camelot have good food? Own up to it if you know - some here have owned up very loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 You mean Camelot, the .... Gentleman's Club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lackadaisi Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 You mean Camelot, the .... Gentleman's Club?I do. Tell us - how is the food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyJohn Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I would just stick with the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Coming Soon: Lettres de mon Moulin Rouge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparrott Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 That's not just any chicken. It's Grecian chicken, with that special Grecian formula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I would just stick with the show I guess this means you haven't had the grecian chicken appetizer. It's delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparrott Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Does it make the clientele look younger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I guess this means you haven't had the grecian chicken appetizer. It's delicious. I've heard that at Camelot it's better to skip the appetizers and go straight for the main course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackers Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I've heard that at Camelot it's better to skip the appetizers and go straight for the main course.yeah. all men think that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCMark Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The chicken breasts there are pumped full of some sort of artificial 'enhancer'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparrott Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The chicken breasts there are pumped full of some sort of artificial 'enhancer'.Apple Pucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demandalicious Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Their burger (with sauteed mushrooms) is one of the best I've had at any bar* in this city. *which is saying a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sthitch Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Their burger (with sauteed mushrooms) is one of the best I've had at any bar* in this city. *which is saying a lot I have heard the same about the burger at Good Guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangold Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The chicken breasts there are pumped full of some sort of artificial 'enhancer'. I have heard that they are actually turkey breasts stuffed into a chicken breast skin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demandalicious Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I have heard the same about the burger at Good Guys.I wonder which of the two fine establishments has the best buns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bilrus Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Everything All foods taste better when you are eating tehm at a strip club. I occassionally used to go to a place back in East St. Louis that had a breakfast buffet that was put out at 3am. Nothing like 100 guys walking around in the dark eating fistfulls of bacon and biscuits with their $20 beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Their burger (with sauteed mushrooms) is one of the best I've had at any bar* in this city. *which is saying a lot While I wouldn't call it the best, the burger I had there about six years ago was pretty good. IIRC, there was no drink minimum at lunch and the food prices were the same as any local lunch places. Thus, it was like a regular lunch with a few extra bucks thrown in for the, umm, talent. Apologies for answering this post sorta seriously. Perhaps this would be a good $20 tuesday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielK Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Apologies for answering this post sorta seriously. Perhaps this would be a good $20 tuesday? Only if Monique and Crackers are in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I guess this means you haven't had the grecian chicken appetizer. It's delicious. Chasing chicken in a joint like that could land you in a whole lot of trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Chasing chicken in a joint like that could land you in a whole lot of trouble. Not as much as cho . . . Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackers Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Only if Monique and Crackers are in... ---> * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biscuit Girl Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The chicken breasts there are pumped full of some sort of artificial 'enhancer'. Do they come to the table with little tassles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua Grinnell Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I never thought I'd have a chance to bring this up ("dear penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me") but I will only go to a strip club if they have cheese fries. You can get out of every awkward conversation at a strip club as long as you have cheese fries. "You want a lap dance, sweetie?" "No thank you, I have cheese fries." "You want to go to the champagne room?" "Not unless they have cheese fries there, too." "Do NOT f#*&ing TOUCH the girls!" "Does she have nacho cheese fingerprints on her? No? Then bring me more cheese fries and play some f%$#ing Creedence for once!" "I'm just working my way through law school." "Yeah, I'm just working my way through cheese fries." Etc., etc., etc.... Crystal City Restaurant has passable cheese fries. I can't seem to recall any at Good Guys or Camelot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielK Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If you're concerned about being propositioned for a lap dance, challenged by a bouncer, or talked to by a stripper, why would you go to a strip club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lackadaisi Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 If you're concerned about being propositioned for a lap dance, challenged by a bouncer, or talked to by a stripper, why would you go to a strip club? For the cheese fries, it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlock Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 For the cheese fries, it seems.the only cheese that i have ever seen at a strip club is "cottage cheese"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legant Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Perhaps this would be a good $20 tuesday? Only if Monique and Crackers are in... Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Wing Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 the only cheese that i have ever seen at a strip club is "cottage cheese"... Camelot has head cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrescentFresh Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 BTW, someone may want to change the subhead. Peter North was never chef at Camelot. He is the saucier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 BTW, someone may want to change the subhead. Peter North was never chef at Camelot. He is the saucier.Oh my God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillvalley Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Camelot has head cheese.We may have sunk to a new low....or is it a new high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 We may have sunk to a new low....or is it a new high Hard to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waitman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 We may have sunk to a new low....or is it a new high As long as we don't sink to our knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I never thought I'd have a chance to bring this up ("dear penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me") but I will only go to a strip club if they have cheese fries. You can get out of every awkward conversation at a strip club as long as you have cheese fries."You want a lap dance, sweetie?" "No thank you, I have cheese fries." "You want to go to the champagne room?" "Not unless they have cheese fries there, too." "Do NOT f#*&ing TOUCH the girls!" "Does she have nacho cheese fingerprints on her? No? Then bring me more cheese fries and play some f%$#ing Creedence for once!" "I'm just working my way through law school." "Yeah, I'm just working my way through cheese fries." Etc., etc., etc.... Crystal City Restaurant has passable cheese fries. I can't seem to recall any at Good Guys or Camelot. The Canadian equivalent of cheese fries is called Poutine (pron. Poo-Teen). Poutine, now that sounds like something you could get in a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I'm in, although with tips this would probably be more like a $40 Tuesday. Just be sure to bring lots of singles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I went to Camelot for dinner tonight and had the salmon a la carte. I thought it was overcooked and the white sauce was too salty and crusted with some sort of awful dried cilanto. My companion had the corn dog and a side of chips. We paid our tab in singles and left a 18 percent tip. The bouncer was fat and sported a mullet. I'm afraid I won't be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 The Canadian equivalent of cheese fries is called Poutine (pron. Poo-Teen). Poutine, now that sounds like something you could get in a strip club. Laugh if you will, but I swear to you that last month I had foie gras poutine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jparrott Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Duck liver? But I just met 'er! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Laugh if you will, but I swear to you that last month I had foie gras poutine. Don, we really don't need to hear about every kink.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waitman Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I'm in, although with tips this would probably be more like a $40 Tuesday. Just be sure to bring lots of singles. They fucking hate it when you try to tip change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 They fucking hate it when you try to tip change!Ah, the voice of experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 you thought i was going to say something, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 you thought i was going to say something, didn't you? Nope. Sunflower flaunting tea sippers shall stay mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLK Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 They have corn dogs?? <gains interest in the $40 Tuesday> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdt Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 They have corn dogs?? <gains interest in the $40 Tuesday> Nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 [You guys DO know I'm going to delete every one-liner in this thread, right? I mean, I'll leave the stuff about the Grecian chicken wings and such... but strip everything else off. Cheers (I think), Rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrescentFresh Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 [You guys DO know I'm going to delete every one-liner in this thread, right? I mean, I'll leave the stuff about the Grecian chicken wings and such... but strip everything else off.Cheers (I think), Rocks. Not if we keep 'em coming fast and furious though, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielK Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 huh huh huh ... he said "strip" ... huh huh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chef4cook Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Ya know, I remember going to Good Guys years ago and the dancer when I walked in must have weighed 150#. I was so disgusted that I chugged my beer and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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