Top Chef, and Top Chef Masters, on Bravo Chefs Mike Isabella and Bryan Voltaggio compete on TC this season
#251
Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:00 PM
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Wonka/Dahl/O'Shaughnessy
#252
Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:19 PM
shaggy, on Apr 10 2008, 10:56 AM, said:
Not if you doll it up enough--like sunchoke soup with garlic flan and morel mushrooms, or something like that.
#253
Posted 10 April 2008 - 07:39 PM
zoramargolis, on Apr 10 2008, 05:19 PM, said:
#254
Posted 10 April 2008 - 09:41 PM
zoramargolis, on Apr 10 2008, 05:19 PM, said:
Uh...that does sound extremely awesome (it seriously just made me hungry by reading it), but even still, a pureed soup with a flan and sauteed mushrooms done by 3 chefs in 3 hours may have been heading down the "what did they do with all that time?" path of criticism by the judges. We'll never know, I guess.
#255
Posted 11 April 2008 - 09:40 PM
Contrary to other opinion, I think it's starting to get interesting. Still 3 people are dead weight, true, but then the gloves will have to come off.
And say NO to team elimination challenges! Bah!
#256
Posted 12 April 2008 - 09:41 AM
#257
Posted 14 April 2008 - 04:04 PM
BlakeG, on Apr 12 2008, 10:41 AM, said:
I agree. I hate team events, and especially the ones more like catering. Not all restaurants do catering, and you don't need to know how to cater to be a successful 'top' chef. Bah!
#258
Posted 16 April 2008 - 11:52 PM
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#259
Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:58 AM
Glad to see Ryan go. No loss there. 3 different things to eat, some of which are hard to handle while standing and walking around? I have never tailgated, but anyone could see the folly of that decision...
#260
Posted 17 April 2008 - 07:59 AM
#261
Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:26 AM
#262
Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:27 AM
Pool Boy, on Apr 17 2008, 08:58 AM, said:
Glad to see Ryan go. No loss there. 3 different things to eat, some of which are hard to handle while standing and walking around? I have never tailgated, but anyone could see the folly of that decision...
I wonder if Mark was given a pass just simply because he was the only one to choose the charcoal grill?
Nikki, in my opinion, should have gone. In the first season, the judges flipped out when a group of chefs chose to use premade cake mix--what's the difference when Nikki used premade sausage links for her sandwich? It seemed like she just cooked onions and peppers (and a few shrimp) and toasted bread. At least Ryan was trying to cook--but I agree that his food certainly wasn't "tailgater" food and seemed like it really missed the mark.
No matter. She won't last another week.
#263
Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:29 AM
#264
Posted 17 April 2008 - 08:50 AM
shaggy, on Apr 17 2008, 09:27 AM, said:
I agree. I thought she SHOULD have been the one to go home, but her personality didn't bother me as much as Ryan. We all know that she will be gone soon, but seeing the look on Ryan's face as he got booted was good enough for me.
But seriously, cooking premade sausage on a gas grill and adding peppers and onions. Totally weak. Shaggy could have done that....
#265
Posted 17 April 2008 - 09:33 AM
Andelman, on Apr 17 2008, 09:50 AM, said:
But seriously, cooking premade sausage on a gas grill and adding peppers and onions. Totally weak. Shaggy could have done that....
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#268
Posted 18 April 2008 - 07:53 AM
Then it gets interesting.
And next week it looks like a pastry/baking battle (which I think is a great idea, have they ever done such a battle?) which could provide unexpected results.
#269
Posted 24 April 2008 - 08:58 AM
#270
Posted 24 April 2008 - 11:47 AM
zoramargolis, on Apr 24 2008, 09:58 AM, said:
I totally agree about Stephanie and Jen. But as for Spike, the judges did mention when they were tasting the soup the layers of flavor they detected and how good it was. So by complex do you mean visually and number of ingredients or how difficult it is to prepare? Don't forget that without the use of any motorized equipment, they had more steps to get to the final product than just putting the ingredients in a blender. I do agree that Dale and Richard should've won, but I also don't think complexity is always necessary for the challenges. The fact that they made "soup" doesn't deserve the put down, I believe. Time constraints keep discussions edited out, as does seeing the entire prep and ingredients of the dishes.
#271
Posted 24 April 2008 - 11:49 AM
Still, after all these weeks, I am not really drawn to any of the chefs. Some I like more than others and some I think will be there in the end, but I feel more like it is season two all over again, no one that really piques my interest.
#272
Posted 24 April 2008 - 01:16 PM
squidsdc, on Apr 24 2008, 12:47 PM, said:
Earlier in this thread, someone commented on the Earth-Air-Water-Fire challenge that if Spike's team had made soup they would have been dinged for doing something too easy with their time. I remember in a previous season, Carlos got booted off for making a salad (ironically, that was with butternut squash, too). I remember Tom Colicchio asking him, in amazement--you spent two hours making butternut squash salad?? I don't doubt the soup was delicious, but this was two guys working on one soup, for a total of three man-hours. I think they could have made something interesting to go with the soup like a soup-and- sandwich kind of thing, or something crisp to get dunked in the soup, or made a little flan to go in the soup instead of vanilla creme fraiche.
#273
Posted 24 April 2008 - 01:50 PM
Antonia and Lisa rode their high horses in WF and looked down their noses at Polish sausage. Come on! They should have been loving the fact that "drunk people" called out drunken Polish sausage. Kielbasa and beer? Hello? What a gimme. Or, let's see:
Cassoulet
Beer braised mussels with smoked kielbasa
Choucroute
Humble food is food of the people, and Lisa couldn't stop running her mouth, disdainfully calling Polish sausage "bar food"-in a city full of Polish people. Classy. She spews insults, blames others, and uses very convenient thinking- because she lacks imagination and the ability to improvise. How ironic.
#274
Posted 24 April 2008 - 02:48 PM
monavano, on Apr 24 2008, 02:50 PM, said:
Antonia and Lisa rode their high horses in WF and looked down their noses at Polish sausage. Come on! They should have been loving the fact that "drunk people" called out drunken Polish sausage. Kielbasa and beer? Hello? What a gimme. Or, let's see:
Cassoulet
Beer braised mussels with smoked kielbasa
Choucroute
Humble food is food of the people, and Lisa couldn't stop running her mouth, disdainfully calling Polish sausage "bar food"-in a city full of Polish people. Classy. She spews insults, blames others, and uses very convenient thinking- because she lacks imagination and the ability to improvise. How ironic.
Well said and I couldn't agree more.
I think the main reason Lisa & Antonia should have lost was that they didn't use the main ingredient. They were assigned Polish sausage and served fish and chorizo! How does that not put them at the bottom automatically? Maybe the asparagus/orange plate didn't taste the best, but the judges certainly weren't disgusted by it and the rules of the challenge were followed.
#275
Posted 24 April 2008 - 04:38 PM
#276
Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:20 AM
monavano, on Apr 24 2008, 02:50 PM, said:
Antonia and Lisa rode their high horses in WF and looked down their noses at Polish sausage. Come on! They should have been loving the fact that "drunk people" called out drunken Polish sausage. Kielbasa and beer? Hello? What a gimme. Or, let's see:
Cassoulet
Beer braised mussels with smoked kielbasa
Choucroute
Humble food is food of the people, and Lisa couldn't stop running her mouth, disdainfully calling Polish sausage "bar food"-in a city full of Polish people. Classy. She spews insults, blames others, and uses very convenient thinking- because she lacks imagination and the ability to improvise. How ironic.
Well, I think Jen was robbed. The other team should have been the bottom of the barrel and Lisa should have gone home. They avoided the central ingredient and called that improvising... Well, a better take that my wife mentioned was make a play on using the words 'polish' and 'sausage' separately. Maybe do a knish stuffed with (any kind of) sausage. Or some other Polish inspired food (sauerkraut perhaps) and play with sausage as something else. Hell, if you didn't want to braise sausage in beer, braise it in wine. I make a kick as braised in wine sausage dish and I'm just me, not a Top Chef contender.
That said, if they picked the Jen/Stephanie team, it was clear Jen had to go since Stephanie has indeed kicked butt all season.
And I can't believe that Nikki and Spike managed to get through for another week. Maybe one of them will get the axe next week. I can hope!
#277
Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:52 AM
Pool Boy, on Apr 25 2008, 09:20 AM, said:
Also, wasn't Jen in charge of the crappy crouton thing?
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#279
Posted 25 April 2008 - 10:16 AM
Pool Boy, on Apr 25 2008, 09:20 AM, said:
I thought that the team that got "depressed" as their feeling word missed an opportunity--instead of using the obvious interpretation--sad, which they didn't really address-- they could have made "de-pressed" chicken or duck, cooked under a brick.
#280
Posted 25 April 2008 - 03:30 PM
I feel like a truly good chef would have a little bit of that spirit in them as well if faced with these types of challenges. "Oh I am cooking for a bunch of football fans at a tailgate party and they want polish sausage? Bring it on. I am going to knock their f***ing socks off!"
Who do they think they are anyway? I have seen a lot of their dishes by now it isn't like the ones making these comments are Guy Savoy or anything. I think a few of elitist chefs need to get knocked off their high horses. Where is a shot-chugging gun-toting multi-millionaire senator when you need one?
#281
Posted 26 April 2008 - 08:47 AM
BlakeG, on Apr 25 2008, 04:30 PM, said:
I feel like a truly good chef would have a little bit of that spirit in them as well if faced with these types of challenges. "Oh I am cooking for a bunch of football fans at a tailgate party and they want polish sausage? Bring it on. I am going to knock their f***ing socks off!"
Who do they think they are anyway? I have seen a lot of their dishes by now it isn't like the ones making these comments are Guy Savoy or anything. I think a few of elitist chefs need to get knocked off their high horses. Where is a shot-chugging gun-toting multi-millionaire senator when you need one?
I completely agree with you, except that there seems to be an expectation that these young chefs (and they are all young this season) "believe" in themselves and regard themselves as better chefs than the other competitors. Last year, Hung-- the chef with the highest opinion of himself and his "fine dining" skills-- was the winner.
#282
Posted 26 April 2008 - 10:36 AM
shaggy, on Apr 24 2008, 03:48 PM, said:
They did use Polish sausage. They just buried it.
- Polish sausage was listed in the recipe along with the chorizo.
- Ted and Tom made comments about how they "downplayed" the Polish sausage and "didn't really focus on" the main ingredient.
- While they're doing their prep work, you can see two different types of sausage in the hotel pan in front of Antonia.
(I was also under the impression, on first viewing, that they'd left it out completely. It's really not clear from the editing.)
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#283
Posted 26 April 2008 - 12:59 PM
Dmnkly, on Apr 26 2008, 11:36 AM, said:
- Polish sausage was listed in the recipe along with the chorizo.
- Ted and Tom made comments about how they "downplayed" the Polish sausage and "didn't really focus on" the main ingredient.
- While they're doing their prep work, you can see two different types of sausage in the hotel pan in front of Antonia.
(I was also under the impression, on first viewing, that they'd left it out completely. It's really not clear from the editing.)
Oh, I didn't catch its use at all. I guess that's how much they downplayed its appearance in the dish!
#284
Posted 26 April 2008 - 02:33 PM
Dmnkly, on Apr 26 2008, 11:36 AM, said:
- Polish sausage was listed in the recipe along with the chorizo.
- Ted and Tom made comments about how they "downplayed" the Polish sausage and "didn't really focus on" the main ingredient.
- While they're doing their prep work, you can see two different types of sausage in the hotel pan in front of Antonia.
(I was also under the impression, on first viewing, that they'd left it out completely. It's really not clear from the editing.)
Maybe I didn't watch the episode as closely as you did, but I don't recall them ever using any Polish sausage at all. In fact several times they said they didn't want to use it so they didn't and at the end Lisa said that "if" they had used Polish sausage, the judges would have called it bar food. I think they also said that the Polish sausage was right next to the chorizo at the store and so they decided to go with chorizo instead. I really think they only used chorizo and fish.
#285
Posted 26 April 2008 - 02:49 PM
WWZ, on Apr 26 2008, 03:33 PM, said:
Yeah, I know, it really comes across that way. My guess is the sit-down interviews with them were before they went shopping, and at the store they decided they'd better throw some in there or risk getting eliminated. There's even a clip at the store where this conversation takes place (very quickly and quietly):
Antonia: Can we really mix Polish and chorizo?
Lisa: They're very similar.
But there are a lot of other quotes that are very confusing. Like I say, the first time I watched the show, I also thought they cut the Polish completely. It was only after seeing the recipe that I dug a little bit, and in subsequent viewings, you can see where the confusion arises. But it's clear from a lot of quotes that they used both Polish and chorizo. And I've got a screenshot -- there are two different types of sausage in a hotel pan in front of Antonia while they're prepping, clear as day.
I may have... uh... even called the Halsted Whole Foods to confirm that they sell a house-made coarse Polish sausage, as the second sausage in Antonia's pan looks like a pretty coarse grind. They do.
(Hey, I've got rankings to post on Monday... nobody's going to accuse me of being less than thorough :-)
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#286
Posted 28 April 2008 - 07:25 AM
BlakeG, on Mar 31 2008, 12:06 PM, said:
I think smart money is on Jimmy Neutron. Marcel made it to the finals with the same schtick and less talent. The only possible kink in that prediction is that I think when Molecular gastronomy fails it fails in a really big way. Given the way they supposedly judge, on a challenge-to-challenge basis I could see him completely bombing one challenge when some xanthum gum creation doesn't set right or something and he is left with some tasteless shapeless slime on a plate. Despite that risk I still maintain that if Marcel can make the finals, so can Jimmy.


I think he's also a slimmed down version of Ralphie May.
#287
Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:59 AM
Al Dente, on Apr 25 2008, 10:18 AM, said:
my work here is done
These competition series are so edited (in such a way) that almost anyone can call who the top 3 and bottom three are going to be within the first 10-15 min of the episode. You may not be able to call who gets the win or who goes home that early, but you can surely call the top 3 and bottom 3.
I still want to see Nikki and Spike get the boot. Lisa is annoying, but maybe she's just edited that way. Who knows?
Richard and Stephanie will be in the final 3, the last spot is up for grabs...it'll probably go to Dale or Andrew.
#288
Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:14 AM
Also, I wonder how much of their ingrecients for the challenge came from the "pantry". There is no way they could buy all that food for $10. I mean a jar of peanut butter at Whole foods is like $3-$4 alone....
#289
Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:26 AM
Andelman, on May 1 2008, 09:14 AM, said:
Also, I wonder how much of their ingrecients for the challenge came from the "pantry". There is no way they could buy all that food for $10. I mean a jar of peanut butter at Whole foods is like $3-$4 alone....
I agree about the $10, something was going on there, even if only for the portion sizes. They weren't feeding a family of four, it seemed like they were feeding four kids as well as four judges, something is a bit fishy.
#290
Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:47 AM
jiveturk21, on May 1 2008, 10:26 AM, said:
My guess is that the $10 was for protein, fresh veg and specialized pastas. And everyone has unlimited access to the pantry. Also, like Iron Chef America, where they make the same meal again, after the challenge hour, they probably doubled the purchase, the recipe and the time allotted. Did you see how many huge carrots Spike had on the counter ostensibly to make carrot soup for four people?
#291
Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:07 AM
The producers/editors should have been WAY more clear on that point--it was still a tough challenge, but I felt that the contestants had MUCH less to whine about once I realized how the money actually worked.
That said, watching the chefs work with the kids was about the cutest thing I've ever seen--and Chef Colicchio was one of the most precious of all.
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#292
Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:21 AM
bettyjoan, on May 1 2008, 11:07 AM, said:
The producers/editors should have been WAY more clear on that point--it was still a tough challenge, but I felt that the contestants had MUCH less to whine about once I realized how the money actually worked.
That said, watching the chefs work with the kids was about the cutest thing I've ever seen--and Chef Colicchio was one of the most precious of all.
10 dollars per plate is not exactly "affordable" for the average family....
#293
Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:06 AM
bettyjoan, on May 1 2008, 11:07 AM, said:
The producers/editors should have been WAY more clear on that point--it was still a tough challenge, but I felt that the contestants had MUCH less to whine about once I realized how the money actually worked.
The challenge was $10 for four people. But they were serving at least six portions (and probably a few more than that): four kids, one at the judge's table and another for Tom Colicchio eating separately in the kitchen. Others on the production staff and the chefs probably tasted the food as well.
#294
Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:49 AM
If the $10 was truly supposed to feed 4 people, it makes me REALLY wonder what they stock in that pantry.
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#295
Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:58 AM
zoramargolis, on May 1 2008, 12:06 PM, said:
Agreed and agreed. From Gail's blog:
"Cooking a meal for a family of four on a strict budget of $10 total may have been a rude awakening for our cheftestants, but is probably a realistic dinner estimate for most of the country"
If they were ringing up bills of $50, then the premise was misleading. Plus, I would think that dinner for 4 @$50 is very doable at home-$10, not so much. Particularly when you can only shop at WF, which realistically, isn't a budget store in general.
It was a shame that Dale didn't win the QF. His dish looked like a fantastic light and complete meal.
Stephanie-came very close to getting the boot-but I didn't understand the complete disgust for just the thought of tomatoes and peanut butter. Isn't that combo used in W. African cooking? I recently made groundnut stew with chicken where this combination made for an amazing dish.
Lisa-I could have turned the sound off and just watched the body language!
In the end, it was close between Mark and Stephanie. I don't think Tom disliked Mark personally (and what a third grade thing of Mark to accuse Tom of!), but I wonder if Tom tired of Mark being sloppy in his prep, conception, construction and double-dipping. He just took that big ol' spoon out of the pot, took a bite and plopped it right back into the food he was going to serve the kids from.
Is this common or accepted?
#296
Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:31 PM
The blogs also made mention of last week's "incident" where Lisa and Antonia didn't use Plish sausage but instead chorizo. Several mentioned that Polish sausage wasn't used at all.
#297
Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:12 PM
Andelman, on May 1 2008, 09:14 AM, said:
Lisa is an androgynous louse to whom it would come naturally to excuse itself aloud from the breakfast table for a prodigious bowel movement and then brag about it on the way to the “make a silk purse from Glad trash bags” quickfire challenge.
Bravo’s scab writers and tired producers owe me 42 credit minutes of TV, a few profanities and scenes of the gameshow contestants smoking cigarettes, which make fat kids cool AND thin.
#298
Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:41 AM
However, the thing that I found most laughable was the dismissal of the concept of serving a curry because "kids won't eat that". Umm. Padma. Didn't you grow up on curry? Haven't you spent a fair amount of your life married to a troll in a place where curry is the equivalent of a burrito in the States? If there's one thing that kids like more than pasta, it's rice. Do they really think that Americans never feed their kids things with a little heat to them?
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#299
Posted 02 May 2008 - 09:15 AM
#300
Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:37 AM
monavano, on May 1 2008, 12:58 PM, said:
"Cooking a meal for a family of four on a strict budget of $10 total may have been a rude awakening for our cheftestants, but is probably a realistic dinner estimate for most of the country"
If they were ringing up bills of $50, then the premise was misleading. Plus, I would think that dinner for 4 @$50 is very doable at home-$10, not so much. Particularly when you can only shop at WF, which realistically, isn't a budget store in general.
They may well have each spent $50 at the store, but if they were meant to spend $10 to feed 4 people, they probably in fact were making enough food for 20 portions. Did you see how many huge carrots Spike had for his soup? The point I was trying to make earlier was that we saw at the minimum 6 portions served, and there were probably many more.


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