Colvin Run Tavern - Final Run on September 1st Upscale dining in Tysons Corner
#1
Posted 20 April 2005 - 01:12 PM
Follow this recipe, escape at two-digits
Go to Colvin Run Tavern, park in one of the Retail Only spaces (they'll never know), and sally around the crowded barfront to the back-right hinterlands. Take a seat at the bar.
If you're questioned about why you're sitting at the bar, mutter something about it being trendy.
Open the wine list like you know what you're doing, leaf through it for awhile, occasionally nodding and saying "hmmm...," and then order the Tavel Rosé, currently bin #210 (hint: look chic by knowing that Tavel rhymes with Ma Bell, not (Vaclav) Havel). It's said that you should never order the cheapest wine on the list because it's always plonk, but this is the exception: at $20 (twenty dollars!), you'll get a 2000-vintage co-op bottling from Les Vignerons de Tavel which is probably $5 ex-cellar, but nobody needs to know this.
The wine, on first pour, will taste a little bit 'red' for a presumedly bone-dry rosé from the south of France, and if your date tastes it and begins some subtle throat-clearing action, smile confidently and say, "Wait for the scallops. Trust me."
Order two each of the Sautéed Maine Scallops with Fennel Tart, Blood-Orange Vinaigrette and 'Black Olive' Olive Oil ($11) and the Stewed Lobster in a Green Curry Coconut Milk Broth, with Sweet Potatoes, Scallions and Crispy Spring Roll ($16).
When the scallops arrive, the wine, heretofore middling, will soar (speaking of sores, I'm still waiting for the test results), and both wine and food will instantly grab hold of one-another, sending each other in an upward vortex towards synergy, and making you look like Einstein.
The lobster is more Thai than southern French, and yet it too will work brilliantly with the Tavel. At this point in the meal, you simply won't believe that you're going to get out with a $20 liquor bill.
These are ample portions; yet if you're questioned by your date on why you didn't order a main course, rehash your excuse for sitting at the bar and say it's trendy. If you're a hearty eater, the problem of quantity is easily solved by delving into the excellent bread, or by having gone and scarfed a cheeseburger one hour before the meal.
Dining au style de Jabba the Hut, i.e. bellying up to the bar solo, will cause an uptick in the IDI (individual dining index), assigning the entire cost of the wine to one person, but with two people, you can easily leave having paid less than $50 each including tax and a generous tip.
On my nickel,
Rocks.
#2
Posted 20 April 2005 - 01:15 PM
Mark Slater said:
No, I'm done with all that nonsense. Last year I got my Valentine what I thought was a perfectly decent gift certificate to Jenny Craig, and I could just see it didn't go over that well. So I returned it and got this really, really nice dust mop, and I mean this thing was seriously high-tech and even came with its own cover, but I never heard from the person again.
#3
Posted 01 July 2005 - 01:16 PM
Meaghan, on Jul 1 2005, 02:07 PM, said:
I schlepped out to Colvin Run a few months ago and it was not worth it. The only memorable part of the meal was the prime rib of beef and that was because it was so overcooked and dry.
Save your gas money and order in a pizza instead.
"...the craving of a Jew for pork, in particular when it has been deep-fried, is a force greater than night or distance or a cold blast off the Gulf of Alaska."
-Michael Chabon
#4
Posted 01 July 2005 - 02:05 PM
Meaghan, on Jul 1 2005, 02:07 PM, said:
Don't hear much about Cafe 15, 701, Occidental, Palette, Gabriel, the City of Bethesda, Signatures, Ella's, Obelisk, The Oval Room, Taberna del.. Maybe there's good reason for that or...?
I posted this several months ago on eG pre-DR.com about a meal at Colvin Run:
bilrus, on Dec 20 2004, 11:46 AM, said:
After last night, Colvin Run is the universal favorite out of those choices. We were in a small, spare yet very cozy private room (good for us and the rest of the patrons as several of us get a little loud as the wine flows) with a fireplace.
The waiter suggested several appetizers to be shared around the table, giving us the chance to taste (going from a slightly clouded memory here) a cured duck breast over raviolis, a lobster and mushroom, a scallop gratin and a cold foie gras plate. We were then served a nice salad of greens, beets, lentils and warm goat cheese.
One of the reasons I chose Colvin Run this year (aside from the fact that we have several of THOSE suburbanites who only like to venture into the city for a kid's field trip to the zoo) was that they allowed the private room to order off the full menu, rather than a limited one. Many in our group chose the carving tray - a Flintstone sized piece of rare prime rib served with a horseradish sauce, mushrooms, potatoes and yorkshire pudding. The cornmeal crusted flounder was antoher popular choice (I really liked this at last year's restaurant week). I had a rich combo of pork rib roast with an apple butter glaze, roasted apples and a country ham spoonbread. Everything worked well together. I am sometimes leery of fruit/meat combos, but the apple butter was savory enough to play well with the perfectly, just-cooked through pork.
Most of the table whimped out on dessert, but I went for a warm pecan tart with maple ice cream. Thin, so it wasn't cloying with sugar but still rich and sweet - just like I like my desserts. With a spun maple candy and cookie garnish it might have been the highlight for me.
Overall I think this place deserves to be mentioned more in that high second tier of restaurants in the area. It is a professional kitchen with solid service and a nice set of rooms. It's not going to blow you away with its creativity, but it will make you appreciate a well executed meal.
This post has been edited by bilrus: 01 July 2005 - 04:32 PM
#5
Posted 01 August 2005 - 01:11 PM
I was the only person at the bar at noon and had a pleasant (although quite wintry) meal of seared scallops with corn sauce, chanterelles and some sort of pork, a grilled short rib with rasted potatoes, snap peas and a garlic sauce and a strawberry crisp with stawberry ice cream. Two glasses of wine plus a few sample pours from the bartender and it took all my willpower to make it back to my desk.
They were offering about six or seven options for each course and four or five desserts - many more summery than what I ordered, with the entrees heavily leaning towards seafood.
What do I like about Colvin Run? I don't think anything I've ever had there has really wowed me. But on the flipside, I don't remember ever being served anythng really bad either. For the most part, this is good, solid food cooked well. That's more than you'll get from a lot of places with a lot higher profiles.
They aren't reaching for the stars here, but what they are reaching for, they've been able to grab a hold of me every time.
#6
Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:16 PM
Ordered Salmon Tartare as a first course, but this was a mistake on my part. I was curious what they'd do with it, but it was basically just a quenelle of chopped salmon with chives and a couple slices of smoked salmon on the side. The other first courses at the table were much more interesting and tasty. However, the Cod with a Cracker Crust and Lobster-Sherry Butter I had as an entree was great. I forgot how good cod can be, and the lobster butter was fantastic ...and then a white peach crisp for dessert.
Great service and a tranquil (if somewhat sterile) setting. I kept checking with our server if it was ok that we were lingering a bit over wine and then coffee, but she assured us it was not a problem in the least.
This post has been edited by cjsadler: 08 August 2005 - 02:40 PM
#7
Posted 08 August 2005 - 02:36 PM
cjsadler, on Aug 8 2005, 02:16 PM, said:
That is a good point. It is a bit sterile in that they are trying for a very traditional feel in a pretty new restaurant. Everything is very nice and clean and proper. But it does feel a little generic, without much character.
#8
Posted 08 August 2005 - 02:43 PM
bilrus, on Aug 8 2005, 03:36 PM, said:
Isn't it true that the original concept was that each dining room (for those that haven't been, there are several separate rooms as satellites to the bar area) was supposed to have a different theme? E.G. a Cape Cod room, a hunting lodge room, etc. Didn't notice that last time I visited.
This post has been edited by FunnyJohn: 08 August 2005 - 02:44 PM
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#9
Posted 08 August 2005 - 02:55 PM
FunnyJohn, on Aug 8 2005, 03:43 PM, said:
They still do from what I can tell, but it is all pretty subtle - not quite as in your face with the themes as, for example, Clyde's various locations.
#10
Posted 08 August 2005 - 02:58 PM
bilrus, on Aug 8 2005, 03:55 PM, said:
Hmmm.... the room we were in had a wine press and a steer's skull. Not quite sure what the theme was there.
#11
Posted 26 November 2005 - 11:10 AM
DonRocks, on Nov 22 2005, 04:44 PM, said:
And speaking of slippage, dilution and musical chairs, Colvin Run Tavern has gone downhill faster than Franz Klammer at Innsbruck in 1976.
Is there any sibling rivalry between Kinkead's and Colvin Run Tavern these days? Maybe like the one in Reign Man.
Stop Cruisin, Start Dustin.
Rocks.
#12
Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:57 AM
DonRocks, on Nov 26 2005, 11:10 AM, said:
Is there any sibling rivalry between Kinkead's and Colvin Run Tavern these days? Maybe like the one in Reign Man.
Stop Cruisin, Start Dustin.
Rocks.
What has slipped?
#13
Posted 11 August 2006 - 10:02 AM
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
#14
Posted 11 August 2006 - 10:15 AM
That said, I had a pleasant meal - better than Chili's or Champs, that's for sure.
Appetizer of cream of crab soup with a crab mousse "sandwich" - lots of large pieces of crab in the mild soup and a wonderfully light take on the "crab toast" you see on some Chinese take out menus. My entree was prosciutto wrapped salmon with saffron gnocchi, parsley sauce and ratatouille. If it sounds like there was a lot going on on that plate - there was. The gnocchi were a few steps short of etherial and the parsley sauce could have used a little more chimichurri-like zing. But the fish was perfectly cooked and the ratatouille worked well with it.
My one criticism of Colvin Run is that it is the simple stuff they generally do the best and that when they get carried away it can be a little disappointing.
Either way I am going to go back for RW next week. $20 for three courses there is a great deal, even with one too many elements on the plate.
#15
Posted 13 January 2007 - 09:56 AM
Waitstaff - Service from the waitstaff was great. Waters were always filled. Wine was always refilled. No complaints, though the food came out very fast.
Wine/Alcohol - One guest ordered a martini. He said it was decent, but nothing special. We also ordered two bottles of wine. Markup was rather high. The pinot grigio we ordered retails for $12 (we paid $39) and the merlot we ordered retails for $9 (we paid $42). But hey, you gotta make money somewhere. Too bad you can't BYO in Virginia.
Food
Starters -
2 guests ordered the Salmon tartar starter. It was a drop of salmon tartar the size of a nickel, another nickel sized portion of smoked salmon, a drop of sour cream and a "tomato and cucumber salad" which was a piece of cucumber and a half of a cherry tomato. The portion was very small, but rather tasty. Both enjoyed it.
One guest ordered the chestnut pasta. It came out as a large plate of pasta and it had a large piece of confit of chicken and came topped with some onions and mushrooms. The portion was large for a starter and very tasty. My guest remarked that she would have liked it as a main course. I tasted it and it was quite flavorful. I'd recommend it.
One guest ordered the smoked duck starter - it looked like a nice sized portion. He cleaned his plate and said it was good.
I had the thai fried squid and papaya salad. The papaya salad was tasty. The squid itself, while a nice sized portion, was overcooked and gummy. I hate when restaurants overcook squid! The thai spicy sauce on the side was good though - very spicy.
Mains -
Two of us ordered the short ribs. The portion was pretty small. It came as a small short rib on the plate, 6 or 7 white beans, and a little piece of green veggie (I think it was endive or something) that was terribly bitter. My short rib was warm, my guests was cold and he sent it back to get heated. He was rather angered at this. The short rib itself was not cooked very well. Generally, you order short ribs and the meat is falling off the bone. Here, it was chewy and seemed as if it needed to be cooked longer.
One guest ordered the pork loin. It was good, somewhat flavorful. No wow factor here, but it was tasty. Portion size was reasonable.
Two guests ordered the duck confit. This was a nice leg of the duck, came with some chinese sauce and some pancakes and some asian slaw. It was supposedly pretty good (I didn't get to try).
Deserts -
3 of us ordered the warm chocolate cake with the vanilla ice cream. The ice cream was very good and the cake was delicious. Two of the guests ordered the miroir of passion fruit which was superb as well.
Overall, the food was ok. Nothing special. Portions varied from tiny to good sized portions. In all honesty, most of the food tasted pre-made and reheated, as if it was pre-plated that afternoon. None of my guests or myself were really impressed at all, and this meal did not compare to any of the past meals i've had at Colvin Run.
The Grand Finale-
To finish up the mediocre meal, we received our check. Instantly, our guests eyes lit up - $13 for a mediocre martini - is this a joke? (To give some quick background - my guests were from NYC and are used to very high alcohol prices but they found this to be absurd. $13 for a martini at Eve is one thing, but for a half assed drink its quite a lot). My guest asked to speak to the manager of the restaurant and said, "is this correct? $13?" The manager said yes - that is market price in Northern Virginia. I laughed. Then the manager continued - that is high quality vodka - 3.5 ounces of it - thats a good price. My guest laughed. I laughed. Then my other guest said, oh yeah, my food was cold. He continued, our meal was just not that good. The managers response - "this is restaurant week - dinners at Colvin Run are normally $75 a person - what do you expect? I think this was a pretty good value for $30" We were stunned. Someone's manager was clearly not a graduate of the Cornell School of Hotel and Restaurant Management. My guest deicded not to pursue talking to the manager any longer and they paid the bill and we left.
Based on my experience, I don't think i'll be back in the future. The managers behavior was rather stunning. Maybe we were wrong for questioning the drink charge or mentioning the cold food to the manager. But her handling of the situation was absurd.
Well anyway - another restaurant tonight. I think we can only go up from here.
#16
Posted 13 January 2007 - 11:21 AM
Adam23, on Jan 13 2007, 09:56 AM, said:
The Grand Finale-
.... Then my other guest said, oh yeah, my food was cold. He continued, our meal was just not that good. ....
Based on my experience, I don't think i'll be back in the future. The managers behavior was rather stunning. Maybe we were wrong for questioning the drink charge or mentioning the cold food to the manager. But her handling of the situation was absurd.
Well anyway - another restaurant tonight. I think we can only go up from here.
Recently I went to Corduroy for a HH. I ordered high end cocktails. I was shocked and disappointed when the bill arrived and my drinks were expensive. But the person I was upset with was me because I obviously don't understand how to order at HH!
Nothing in your review would sway me from going to Colvin Run.
#17
Posted 13 January 2007 - 11:40 AM
Adam23, on Jan 13 2007, 09:56 AM, said:
Food
Starters -
The portion was very small, but rather tasty. Both enjoyed it.
I tasted it and it was quite flavorful. I'd recommend it.
He cleaned his plate and said it was good.
Mains -
One guest ordered the pork loin. It was good, somewhat flavorful. No wow factor here, but it was tasty. Portion size was reasonable.
Two guests ordered the duck confit. This was a nice leg of the duck, came with some chinese sauce and some pancakes and some asian slaw. It was supposedly pretty good (I didn't get to try).
Deserts -
3 of us ordered the warm chocolate cake with the vanilla ice cream. The ice cream was very good and the cake was delicious. Two of the guests ordered the miroir of passion fruit which was superb as well.
Overall, the food was ok. Nothing special. Portions varied from tiny to good sized portions. In all honesty, most of the food tasted pre-made and reheated, as if it was pre-plated that afternoon. None of my guests or myself were really impressed at all, and this meal did not compare to any of the past meals i've had at Colvin Run.
#18
Posted 13 January 2007 - 12:13 PM
Adam23, on Jan 13 2007, 09:56 AM, said:
#19
Posted 13 January 2007 - 12:16 PM
NCPinDC, on Jan 13 2007, 11:21 AM, said:
Other than the very high prices in wine ($33 markup on a $9 bottle of wine is a bit much, regardless of storage costs, etc.), the short ribs that were both cold for one person as well as not cooked long enough, the tiny salmon tartare, and the evidently not all that friendly manager? If I really wanted to go it wouldn't make me not go, but it certainly doesn't make me rush to get back to Colvin Run. I went once a couple years ago and my experience was similar. The exact details have been long since forgotten (which is why I've never posted anything as it occured prior to my joining here) but I do remember what seemed like high wine prices and food that just didn't wow me at all.
#20
Posted 13 January 2007 - 03:46 PM
treznor, on Jan 13 2007, 12:16 PM, said:
It was merely my guests who were shocked with the alcohol prices. I personally could care less. I merely put the prices there for reference or whatnot. I always enjoy seeing how much one can mark up a $10 bottle of wine. Though not the top for a DC area restaurant (that goes to Capital Grille) I find it amusing.
I did find the managers reaction to be quite hilarious. I nearly pissed myself at her responses as did the neighboring tables. What should she have done? Said, yes that is the correct price. And she should have apologized for the cold food. Handling it as a professional would be expected. But when your dealing with my friends, feisty New Yorkers, its always exciting. The manager's tirade on how cheap all the diners are for packing her restaurant during RW was unecessary (especially considering my meal ended up being about $10 or 15 less than it would be on a non-RW night).
But anyhow, my final assesment of food being reheated is how I felt. The food was ok - varied from excellent to poor. If you were the one person who ordered the salmon and the duck, you had a great meal. if you were like me and ordered squid and a short rib, your meal was pretty bad. For a restaurant like this, everything should be good to superb in my opinion. Most of the food was cold to warm, none was hot - the whole meal had that air of a fancy wedding meal.
I personally won't be back anytime soon - too many very good restaurants in DC to spend my $$$ at than Colvin Run. Based on the food we had and my mediocre experiences at Kinkeads the past month or so, i'd be inclined to hint that Bob's restaurants are in a rut. But anyhow, enough of my rambling.
#21
Posted 16 January 2007 - 10:05 AM
#22
Posted 16 January 2007 - 10:18 AM
ulrath, on Jan 16 2007, 10:05 AM, said:
what did you have?
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#23
Posted 16 January 2007 - 12:07 PM
To start, I had the sun dried tomato and proscioutto (?) ravioli, which were packed with tomato flavor. My SO had the smoked duck appetizer, which he also enjoyed.
Mains were the duck confit for me and (drawing a complete blank). The duck had Asian accompaniments and a nicely-spiced sauce that had surprising heat. Meat just falling away from the bone, as it should be.
Desserts were the passion fruit mirroir for me and cheese plate for my SO. Both pleasant endings. Knowing it was RW, we didn't want to linger too long over coffee, but our waitress encouraged us to stay and relax as long as we wanted to. Although the restaurant was full, I believe they were on their last round of seatings (this is the suburbs, after all) and thus didn't have to turn our table.
I have to admit, the appetizer and dessert portions WERE small, but I was happy to leave the restaurant feeling content and not full-to-the-gills (like I felt after eating at Acadiana on Thursday night).
RW all month long at Colvin Run. I would definitely go back.
#24
Posted 22 August 2007 - 11:59 AM
Ask Tom said:
I hope that the cooking improves at the new location.
W.C. Fields
#25
Posted 22 August 2007 - 02:28 PM
bilrus, on Aug 1 2005, 02:11 PM, said:
This is a perfect description of the CRT experience, IMO. Unfortunately, for what they charged, I expected a lot better (in addition to the horrible location).
I would rather spend the same amount of money at Palena Cafe/Beck/Bistro at Eve and get a meal that's probably twice as good. The Tysons area, which is basically a bunch of mediocre chains and ethnic gems, desperately needs a place like that. I would be tempted to go all the time.
#26
Posted 22 August 2007 - 04:46 PM
Pool Boy, on Aug 22 2007, 04:51 PM, said:
Here's an idea, maybe Bob Kinkaid should just concentrate on making his namestake restaurant what it once was.
W.C. Fields
#27
Posted 23 August 2007 - 09:04 AM
Sthitch, on Aug 22 2007, 05:46 PM, said:
Here's an idea, maybe Bob Kinkaid should just concentrate on making his namestake restaurant what it once was.
Well, I guess that makes me feel better, but I have a wine buddy whose folks were regulars there and seemed to like it a lot. I guess I wanted the chance to make up my own mind is all. But honestly, while I like straying from my favorite places to seek out new ones, I find it hard to stray more and more because my favorites are favorites because they are so damn good and represent great values to boot.
#28
Posted 23 August 2007 - 09:19 AM
Pool Boy, on Aug 23 2007, 10:04 AM, said:
My real problem with Colvin Run Tavern is that they unnecessarily complicated every dish. There were so many components to each dish that it was hard to visualize it when you read the description. To make matters worse the more crap you load onto a plate the more chances the kitchen has to get something wrong, and that was my experience with this restaurant. The main ingredient was generally quite good, but the stuff around it suffered by comparison.
W.C. Fields
#29
Posted 23 August 2007 - 10:59 AM
--Why then the beef, and let the mustard rest.
--Nay, then I will not; you shall have the mustard,
Or else you get no beef of Grumio.
--Why then the mustard without the beef.
_________________Taming of the Shrew
Conscience freed from every clog,
Mahometans eat up the hog.
________________ William Cowper, 1779
#30
Posted 23 August 2007 - 11:30 AM
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