I don't have an ice cream maker. If I did, I might be tempted to try this flavor combo I thought of yesterday:

PIS'TOFFIO-- pistachios, toffee and ice cold anger

And for those gastronauts who are always game for eating exotica:

LEMUR ORANG PIE


I don't know why I just thought of this--I'm not making this up--my 8th grade Home Ec teacher at John Burroughs Junior High in L.A. was named Carmen Crumpacker. I swear to god.

My crackpot concept is to open a falafel joint. It would be called "Falafel Waffle". I'd somehow make falafels in a round waffle iron thereby creating large, flat, half-moon shaped falafels that would fit perfectly into 1/2 of a round pita. I'm sure to make millions.

One night, many, many years ago my roommate was eating a piece of french toast. It just so happened that his bite pattern produced an image of Richard Nixons profile in the before mentioned piece of french toast (it REALLY looked like nixon, but I will admit that our room smelled like Otto's jacket ) So he had this great idea to open up a place in DC called Presidential Pancakes where all of the pancakes/french toast would look like the profile of one of previous presidents...So if anyone wants to invest....

Many moons ago, I was at the Andrews AFB airshow with a few friends when we noticed an unfortunate confluence of two signs on a food vending booth. Viewed from where we stood, they read SAUSAGE SPECIALTY DRINKS.

Predictably if not regrettably, we ran with the theme.

These are too funny not to post:

Not that far off from "World's Wurst" a California hot dog chain. Though you probably ought to call it Falafel Wawful for it to be analogous.