Piglet is in the refrigerator wrapped in plastic, thawing. Now what?
Charles Lamb wrote the real "Dissertation Upon Roast Pig" in which he posited that the origin of cooking food occurred in China when a house burned down and the family discovered how much better roasted pig tasted than raw pig, so they started building houses just to burn them down with pigs inside.
But we're beyond all that, surely.
So, there's the piglet, thawing in the refrigerator, and now what?
Edit: it's intended for the picnic, and it's intended to be smoked on a New Braunfels offset smoker, heat to be supplied by hardwood charcoal and smoke to be provided by wood to be determined, hickory, apple, grape vine trimmings?
Butterfly the pig?
Rub it?
Brine it?