DonRocks Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Today's edition of donrockwell.com is brought to you by Finesse-a-Fart, a new medically approved, pushbutton-activated, remote-controlled device that gently, discretely, and temporarily widens the anal crevice, greatly reducing the potential for embarrassing skin flap during covert public discharge. Our deluxe models (*) include an advanced, NASA-tested, carbon-filtration system for maximum discretion. Results vary by individual; performance not guaranteed. Potential side effects include localized irritation, swelling, distension, elevated heart rate, panic, entrapment, temporary incongruence, rebound pucker, unwanted erection (in males), and in rare instances, mild electric shock. (*) Super-deluxe model features our patented Molecular-Throw ™ technology that, when used correctly in conjunction with pelvic yaw, is capable of producing an across-the-room “ventriloquist” effect, further shifting suspicion away from the perpetrator. Not intended for use in elevators. Brochure sold separately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangold Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 How does this look when wearing assless chaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Does this have something to do with the "Pet de nonne" that a good sommelier produces from a bottle of Champagne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaisaB Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I am glad you found a "sponsor" this year as opposed to the distress sale you had for a friend years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Johnston Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 The post stinks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pizza man Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 What is an "unwanted erection"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banco Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 "Pet de nonne" I swear I learn something new on this board everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangold Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 What is an "unwanted erection"?Ask Don's sex partner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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