dmwine Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Anyone else notice this hilarious byline in today's Post Health section? Getting to The Heart Of EDSexual Problems in Men Are Often Tied To Vascular Disease By Ben Harder Special to The Washington Post Tuesday, March 13, 2007; Page HE01 The ... er, thrust ... of the article is that cardiovascular disease is a contributor to sexual dysfunction ... Since we all know that red wine contributes to cardiovascular health .... ergo ... RED WINE = VIAGRA Quod Erat Demonstrandum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettashley01 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I won't argue the virtues of wine- health or otherwise. But have we ever heard of whiskey d*ck? Viagra, not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmwine Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Nope. Never heard of him. Must be your side of the species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Anyone else notice this hilarious byline in today's Post Health section?The ... er, thrust ... of the article is that cardiovascular disease is a contributor to sexual dysfunction ... Since we all know that red wine contributes to cardiovascular health .... ergo ... RED WINE = VIAGRA Quod Erat Demonstrandum I just love the images that the invented word "Levitra" conjure up, myself. Something between VooDoo and snake charming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I'm just musing about the author, Be[e]n Harder. This can not be a real name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 But have we ever heard of whiskey d*ck? Freakin' whiskey ducks. Had one burst into flames in the oven once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonaire Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Viagra was initially researched as a heart medication. A number of men in the studies kept coming back and asking for "extra" medicine. A star was born. The medicine itself is probably good for your heart, as it gets more blood flowing there (everywhere). Ergo, more wine and more viagra a good man makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waitman Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 A little culture for you thugs. Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: [speaking of ironic names] Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature, if it be well used: exclaim no more against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 A little culture for you thugs. Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: [speaking of ironic names] Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him. That's from the Simpson's, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Blume Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Visual culture for you, seduction set in dark of night, linens stained red as wine: What happened when Judith got Holofernes drunk instead of vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcupine Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 More culture, from the Museum of Depressionist Art . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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