Alarmist Journalism

[Poivrot Farci]

Along the medieval vein of conspicuous science studies that suggest marathon runners in the southwest are more susceptible to sunburns than people who stay indoors:

General Tso's Chicken Little

Nice “yeah, no shit!?” slice of American contemporary Galilean buffet fare and food court standard lifestyle.

Note to Scienticians: Tso Tsung-t'ang's eponymous batter fried chicken bits may be more “typical” to Chinatown take-out circa 1970 than 19th century Far East.

[Al Dente]

In the words of George Carlin when he was doing a parody of a news anchorman:

"Scientists report that saliva causes stomach cancer, but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time."

[Pete]

Along the medieval vein of conspicuous science studies that suggest marathon runners in the southwest are more susceptible to sunburns than people who stay indoors:

General Tso's Chicken Little

Nice “yeah, no shit!?” slice of American contemporary Galilean buffet fare and food court standard lifestyle.

Note to Scienticians: Tso Tsung-t'ang's eponymous batter fried chicken bits may be more “typical” to Chinatown take-out circa 1970 than 19th century Far East.

This just in: the sky is blue, grass is green, and water is wet. Full story at 11pm.