Kitchen Nightmares Indeed

[JPW]

Close call

[B.A.R.]

I have to call bullshit. A fall of 85 meters would surely seriously injure, if not kill a person.

[JPW]

I have to call bullshit. A fall of 85 meters would surely seriously injure, if not kill a person.

Come on, it originally appeared in The Sun, it has to be true!!!! (although this telling makes it somewhat less dramatic)

[treznor]

I have to call bullshit. A fall of 85 meters would surely seriously injure, if not kill a person.

A fall of 85 meters into water is very survivable as long as you don't land prone or supine. Walking away with no real injuries, as appears to be the case here, is definitely within the realm of possibility.

[theakston]

"The accident happened when Gordon was hunting puffins in Iceland’s Westman Islands. He was also bitten on the nose by one of the angry birds and needed three stitches. "

That would be Karma then.