Just tonight, I visited the new upscale, modern and totally dope tratoria place in Clarendon. Needless to say, after sampling numerous delicious wines, I had to make my way to the men's room to shake the dew of my lily. What should have been a satisifying and relieving experience (after all, life's pleasures can be reduced to eating, drinking, f***ing, roughing up the suspect, pissing and Sh*tting) turned out to be not so.... I am standing at this cool, modern, auto-flush urinal holding phat frank like a hose on a five alarm fire when this tool walks around behind me yapping on a cell phone. I thought, "okay, he's done and will walk out in a sec." NOT SO! This fool keeps babbling and actually bumbs into me! Worst of all, he's talking in Italian (at least give me something to listen to!!!) Next person I catch talking (especially non-American English) will get fleeced!
The bottom line is: People should stay off those goodamn phones when in a public rest room!! I'd like to know other people's thoughts on this.