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  1. Dark Wing
    Well, at least they didn't get sous-vided like that poor strip loin.
  2. Dark Wing
    Not unless they were exceedingly flexible.
  3. Dark Wing
    Cashion's Bison Burger? (But if you go, you have to let us all know what Comeback Sauce is.) At In-n-Out you can get it animal style; at Cashion's, doggie style. Oh God. I didn't just type that. Oh God. Mod, please delete.
  4. Dark Wing
    Are you sure?
  5. Dark Wing
    Tap & Vine looks pretty innocuous on that list, until you do a little research on Arlington Catering Company.
  6. Dark Wing
    Ouch.
  7. Dark Wing
    Yeah, it was after we went to the food court at White Flint Mall ... can't remember the name of the place ... Cash Root, I think. "Soda may contain a flavor enhancer called castorium which is extracted from beavers." -- Rabbi Yaakov Yuban "gehenna--while certainly a terribly unpleasant place--is not hell. The majority of rabbinic thought maintains that people are not tortured in hell forever; the longest that one can be there is said to be 12 months." -- Phew! Nefeshly, Dr. Pincock. P.S. Falafel at Max's is GREAT!
  8. Dark Wing
    This is a portmanteau combining Bukkake and Lebowski.
  9. Dark Wing
    P.P.S. Neither is Rockwell. Yet.
  10. Dark Wing
    The big story here is that Jose Andres was actually seen at one of his restaurants.
  11. Dark Wing
    Dark Wing speaketh. Perk up, legant: As you sleep off your drunken melancholy, I've ordered a three-day moratorium on Jimmy Castor Bunch's "Bertha Butt Boogie" within a 75-mile radius of the city. Okay, that might not be your song, but it's a song, and surely this will spare someone else, somewhere, having to endure a similar evening - you should feel pretty good about that.
  12. Dark Wing
    Bottom-feeding investor.
  13. Dark Wing
    Competing with "Josie, Maid In Pain" which debuts at the same time on the pay-per-view Sad-No-Mas Network.
  14. Dark Wing
    Because they're barely recovering from lunch, and then they start getting slammed again at 6 PM. By the time nine o'clock rolls around, when they're usually winding down from their one big dinner crush, they're gearing up for yet another onslaught. Try masturbating twice in the afternoon, then having sex three times later that night, and you'll see what the problem is.
  15. Dark Wing
    A brawl erupted over who got the mirugai.
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  17. Dark Wing
    Camelot has head cheese.
  18. Dark Wing
    The Hunt's won only because four of the Hunt brothers were on the tasting panel (Mike, York, Uke, and Herk).
  19. Dark Wing
    You guys are more chicken than brine. C'mon... out with it. Name names.
  20. Dark Wing
    Rumor had it that GM Jay Coldren was going to announce his resignation to the staff last night at 6 PM, after many months of disagreements with Vikram Garg.
  21. Dark Wing
    We at The Slit were thrilled to be part of the filming of Dissing Paris, a new porn film starring Gerard Pangaud and Carole Greenwood. After production, The Slit was treated to Angree Glarz, soon to be released to the general public. Look for a preview on our Buzz page!
  22. Dark Wing
    This week The Slit was invited to the Grand Opening of the Manassas Park McDonald's and had a nuts-and-bolts tour of their brand new Pitco Friolator. The Slit can also confirm that the fries themselves were as wonderful as ever, rendered even more special when followed by an invite-only twenty-minute romp through the PlayStation, socks optional.
  23. Dark Wing
    She's a Cook; not an Artist.
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