Still paying attention, of course!
I rode a BMW F650GS Dakar "” it's a single cylinder (thumper). Think of it as a big dirt or endura bike. Tall suspension (at nearly 5'8" I cannot put both of my feet flat on the ground when riding).
It's not the most comfortable ride at speed on paved roads. But in Bolivia, Botswana and Syria and Sudan, you can't always count on great roads. So the suspension is needed.
But I can solve your sore butt problem. I used an Airhawk Seat Cushion (asspad). This is a inflatable cushion with pockets (cells) of air that as you shift the air moves from cell to cell. Technology designed originally for those confined to wheel chairs or bedridden -- partner in company is a motorcyclist so he developed this cushion. I can't ride more than a few hours without it, now that I've ridden 62,000 miles + with it.
You can buy them at Bob's BMW out in Jessup, MD or check them out direct from the company:
http://www.therohostore.com/Departments/Comfort-Products/AIRHAWK-Motorcycle-Seat-Cushions.aspx
thanks,
Allan