Au Pair Needed for Ray's The Steaks

[Michael Landrum]

I have recently opened a new restaurant and I am looking for a reliable, trustworthy, morally upright, devoutly religious, modestly attired and all around virtuous Au Pair.

Requirements:

--Proficiency in knitting, darning, laundry and packing healthy lunches.

--Swedish

Location:

--My apartment, unless I call, hang up after two rings, call again, hanging up after the third ring this time. In this case, go spend the night with your friend Inge.

Reply directly via PM.

Do not apply unless you are prepared to pass a vigorous, er, rigorous, screening process.

[fuzzy510]

[zoramargolis]

I have recently opened a new restaurant and I am looking for a reliable, trustworthy, morally upright, devoutly religious, modestly attired and all around virtuous Au Pair.

Requirements:

--Proficiency in knitting, darning, laundry and packing healthy lunches.

Michael, dear. You are actually looking for a mother, not an au pair.

[ol_ironstomach]

...or possibly he's strategizing about Babette's: The Feast

[Michael Landrum]

The point being that I need a chaste, virtuous Au Pair about as much as Mr. Monis needs an out-going, gregarious publicist. Or as much as <Blank> needs a <blank>, <blank> <blank>.