FDA Bans Mimolette Cheese

[FunnyJohn]

http://reason.com/reasontv/2013/06/21/cheese-lovers-fight-idiotic-fda-ban-on-m

With immigration reform in the news, here's another tale of the federal government telling foreigners that they're not welcome in the United States: The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is holding thousands of pounds of mimolette cheese captive in a New Jersey compound because the regulators say the orange-hued, gouda-like fromage has too many mites on its rind....

The result, explains Jill Erber, the owner of Cheestique in Alexandria, Virginia, is that once American cheese shops sell out whatever supplies they have left, the United States will be a mimolette-free zone.

[lperry]

I need a copy of the French cheese song they played in the middle of this piece.

[DonRocks]

This is one of *the* great cheeses of the world, and there are *no* substitutes for it. LittleWing? Jill?