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I love the ThinkGeek and all the great schwag they collect from the internets. But a few words of warning regarding these particular choices...

The quad-timer appears to use the same control knob/click ring that American Innovative uses in their Never-Late Alarm Clock (also sold by ThinkGeek). And the outer click ring is not well-debounced. Maybe it works better on the timer, but on the clock it has a difficult time deciding if you're clicking slowly (advance by one) or clicking quickly (advance by 10).

That spork is a "wall hanger". Makes a great gift for spork collectors (gave one of that model away several years ago, in fact) but it's kinda lousy for actual camping...too shallow for soup, too blunt as a fork. Snow Peak's other titaniumware is awesome tho, and readily available at HTO and probably REI.

As always, YMMV.

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I just want to try this once.

Did you notice this feature? --

Large blade is made of high grade stainless steel, with a Rockwell hardness of 56/54

Obviously, there is an official "Rockwell hardness" scale that is the source of the above ratio...

Hmm. I think I'll just defer to Al Dente for the inevitable double entendre here.

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From Wikipedia's description of the Rockwell scale:

Good practice includes:
  • Cleaning indenter and test-piece to be clear of dirt, grease, rust or paint;
  • Measuring on a perpendicular, flat surface ("round work correction factors" are invoked to adjust for test-piece curvature);
  • Ensuring that the thickness of the test-piece is at least 10 times the depth of the indentation;
  • Maintaining an adequate spacing between multiple indentations; and
  • Controlling the speed of the indentation.
You couldn't make this stuff up.

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Definitely not something I needed, but I did want one. :lol:Late-arriving birthday present.
Is that safer than a mandoline? I received a mandoline for christmas (after begging for it), and I have to admit that my first use of it has me scared to death. Even with all of the safety apparati, I think it will somehow manage to slit my wrist while I make gratin.
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Is that safer than a mandoline? I received a mandoline for christmas (after begging for it), and I have to admit that my first use of it has me scared to death. Even with all of the safety apparati, I think it will somehow manage to slit my wrist while I make gratin.

Here is a possible solution.

BTW you probably will not slit your wrist, lose a piece of some fingers maybe, but probably not slit your wrist. :lol:

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A $100 icing spatula. Are you kidding me?
To be fair, they're only asking $69.99 for it :lol: . Still, about $60 more than I'd dream of paying for such a tool. Shop.com has the same thing for the remarkable low price of $44.99, which I also wouldn't dream of paying. There are zillions of similar spatulas out there for under ten bucks. Who would buy this one? Why not just set your money on fire?
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Is that safer than a mandoline? I received a mandoline for christmas (after begging for it), and I have to admit that my first use of it has me scared to death. Even with all of the safety apparati, I think it will somehow manage to slit my wrist while I make gratin.
Razor sharp blades, moving parts, what is there to worry about? :lol:

And the box clearly states that it is "Easy to use" and that "Anyone can use the slicer successfully and prepare beautiful garnishings"!

Right now, the box may just be my favorite part of this gift...

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(Excuse the large pics, but I wanted you all to be able to read it.)

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Razor sharp blades, moving parts, what is there to worry about? :unsure:

And the box clearly states that it is "Easy to use" and that "Anyone can use the slicer successfully and prepare beautiful garnishings"!

Right now, the box may just be my favorite part of this gift...

One of the "Five Merits" of the slicer is that "Five horse radishes can be served as six" :lol:
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Razor sharp blades, moving parts, what is there to worry about? :lol:

And the box clearly states that it is "Easy to use" and that "Anyone can use the slicer successfully and prepare beautiful garnishings"!

Right now, the box may just be my favorite part of this gift...

A number of recipes in Michel Richard' new cookbook call for the use of this devise.
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rwtye thinks the cartoon radish-guy is quite untrustworthy in appearance. :lol:

I am actually more excited that it "Improves luster and taste".

Does that orange dress come with it too? That might make me want it.

[but what's up with putting an avocado in the photo?]

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Does that orange dress come with it too? That might make me want it.

[but what's up with putting an avocado in the photo?]

Don't you always coordinate your dress with what you are slicing? Orange for carrots, green for lettuce, burgundy for beets, pony hide for horse radishes...

Happy in the Kitchen was the tipping point to make me actually want one of these. :unsure:

[That would have to be one firm avocado... :lol: ]

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Think of the pictures you could take.

I'd like a new camera to go with it too please.

Thanks, just ordered one. But not at $99 like the link from that site will try to charge you, if and when they get them back in stock. I got mine for $59 at Amazon--should make a spiffy Valentines Day present for the spouse. Romantic, no, but he'll love it. 3D camera setup plus this = food porn*.

* If it makes you drool, it must be porn.

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Would this make your pasta non-vegetarian?

Gadgets of this type catch me in that fine gap between amusement and fear that I've seen yet more proof of a society too decadent to last much longer. Time to go stock more Trader Joes freeze dried mangos in my imaginary gun-laden cabin in the mountains.

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My bro bought me a groovy gift for my birthday-- a slate cheese board. I like that you can write the name of the cheese (e.g. Gary, Tim, Wanda) on the board. I'm bad with names (especially them there foreign ones), so it's a handy reference. I look forward to someone mistaking the white chalk for some sort of goat cheese and taking a big bite.

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I love cherries, but I'm also incredibly indolent. So I looked for a cherry pitter. Somehow, I found out

that what I wanted was a cherry stoner. I thought Cherry Stoner was on a public access cable show

"Dudes, today we are, like, going make a pie, and then check out some really cool lap dances, then eat

pies, and stuff". Don't know what I'm going to do with all those de-stoned cherries.

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