Holiday Entertaining- Get out of my kitchen tales of woe!

[Torshi]

So this is a bit of a free association- but a great sound board to just drop in and share, vent etc.

Agh- why are the insides of my dishwashing gloves wet when I am trying to clean silver at 6 am!!

Why does my non-cooking daughter fight with me about making mac and cheese when I warn her the sauce is going to break and I cannot help her when I am doing everything else- go easier!  Plus, I need my kitchen!  Cook it any other darn time.

Let loose kids!!!   

Woes of the Bathroom.  Do not put disposable hand drying things in the bathroom- NO NO.  Someone will try to flush it.  That would be from the chapter on Self Defense in Entertaining.

Never let drunk people try to dry crystal!!

No husband it is not cold enough.  Don't you dare try to light a fire in the fireplace and smoke out the house.

"Why are you eating dinner with a dessert fork!?!"  Agh- find, shine and clean up more desert forks, glare at clean unused dinner fork.  Animals!