DonRocks Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Yuck's Shitronelle Mice-tro Gali-layoff Stinkead's Pa-Lame-a Farce sells Cashion's Rat House DC Coasting Trite-inya Blecchquinox Gerard's Empty Place Ill at Little Washington PigPenh 2941 Reasons to stay home Drecktar Yawnyu Tired Fry Grime Rib Cafe Mylantico Toss-ca New Depths Barf All Day-o Teatro Golddigger IgNora David's Piggery The Napalm Colvin: Run from this Tavern Chef seeks new Poste Gnarleston Sushi-Blo Blowbelisk Blowla Ben's Insect Bowl Minibarf Pizzeria Parody Praying (you don't get sick at) Mantis Succhus C. F. Sucks Snore-duroy Taberna del Alabarfdero Eat Worst Harry's Crap RoomToo Amiss Dirty Dish Mie N Yu are about to have a really, really bad meal Addis A-Blah-ba Al Terrible-misu Blewna A.V. Ristorante and Pest Control Bistro Grease Bistro j'Oc Beast-Roe Francais Inbred Line My Failure Cafe Swill-ano Strepto-Caucus Room Colorado Bitchin' Crisp & Greasy Cuban Coroner 86 Four & Twenty Crackheads Four Sisters related to a food critic Johnny's Half Shell; the rat carried away the other half Kaz Blewshi Bistro Sushi Terrible-o La Fourshitte Le Mannequin Pis; le restaurant aussi Crotchbox Fleaism Melrose, then sank Meiwah: Chinese for larva Puke Quail Natty Thai Mess-scare-em The Awful Room Crocku Raze The Steaks Under 17, Over 89, no one else will like it ShittyDen Scare-a-you Inde Red diAria Trot-teria Cafe Blowz yu Ocean Err Setae Osteria (look it up) Vermin, Million Injure Beef Petits Rats Red Dong Cafe The Frying Snotsman We Ricchi, You Sicchi Ta Blew la Jack Me's Grossa Messy Cano Rosie Palmer Circle Be Slow Catatonic Sell-The Cafe (Please!) Scandal Lay Bend Over, See No Girl Black's Fault Oy, a meltdown Restaurant Heave21P(eople) served dailySkank's Zoster BarCarSonomaMercrotchoLay a Pole Kinda WhoreySleazetiqueBlew GinClodCrockeria Blow Bono Dino Evil Mickey in Orlando Know We Be Raunchy Stay At Old Home Instead Restaurant Ho-Humbia Butterfield: Nein! Bobby Van's Mistake House (Phantom Of The) Opera Fuss, Goys and Mullets Will Owe Ta-Hell-and-Baq Bistro Stinx Investors to get Cremed Barf Pilar Out-grossed Dino Frown Hall Ooze and Blahs A Shady Con, uh... Capital Singe Open and Shitty FakeLove Worth Pityin' Oya? O no. Debt-te Sell-o Jip Unlucky Streak Appalling No-show's Asian Bistro Raw Cecum Mocha Slut The Embarrassed Godmother Vaginate Depression Burger Goodbye Dahlia Burr bin Faux Gaudy Show or Forego The Chow (take your pick) Zen Gonad, aka "Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi ... & Not Yu" Grosstico Bimbo Spills Lemona Diarrhea Paradiso 100 King-Sized Roaches Night Gallery "Aphid David" Cur-Egg Out-We-Go Laughing Szechuan B... never mind Brined Chigger Indie Kites A Waste of Carolina Spasms on Church Con-Agraria PisS-7 Ray's Jurassics Ass Steal Will Fracture Soon Le ZeroEtoiles Sucki Crappo Fuckaducki U R banal Liar's Was A Bi Eamonn's: a British-Themed Jockey's Whipper Pee seX Black's Barn-Kitsch Inn Gip Me On K Street Geoduck Tavern I'd Rather Eat A Cat, Mandu BLT (Bland, Lifeless, Tough) Steak Buzz Off Doc Watson Dead Sage King-Kong Vomit Johnny's Half-Assed Sell-Out Fare to Bolivia for Morou (I'll pay for it!) Shoney's Flee-bo Creditorria aka Chapter 12 Nappy Hole Ill Melina Oyamoops I Did It Again M'Scam Oat Dogs Axe This Bar and Grill Urea's Peeza DefeatBar Eleventh Incomplete Scrounge P.O.Sh Jack Peppers Le Pigalle Sans Toi, Michel Richard Me Owe Cafe Dupe Irk Hooker Overwooded Grill Cafe Pete Saiolo Taqueria Nasty Tamale Vapi(d)ano's Serve A 'Tude Tavern Cafe Owe In Hock-a The Jest Was Sobby Sea Toe Conasserie Wreck So Bore Us Jordan's: Hate. Veri Tossed Off SwatGroin La Pro Mess Circus Restaurant K(olumbia) by Malice and Swipe Banal Chain Chicken Granny Moos Pet Zee Ape Indy in the Ocean Broke Condom Heave-o Bistro Crock Reek Dad's Backyard Boogers Joke's Gourmet Boogers American Flatline Me Jana, You Tarzan Locus Delicti Cafe Ate (then Barfed) Station 9 from Outer Space Restaurant Fired 3 Naming Consultants [stop With The Numbers Already] ACK: The Cocoa Calorie Chicks "With A Conscience" Starvin Queen Muck-It-Up Mr. Hanky's "Number Two" Oyster Bar Need Karo Crumble Pork Tavern The Empty Space The Sores by Gangbang Fuck Chagrinoteca Kimpton: No Mas-o! Deadend Bistro in need of Repair Asi Nine Sunny Bice Monterey Waifish Blotto Cafe Trop Pay Fontaine Cafe and Crapperie Ici ... But Not For Long Jacksoff 20 Bobby's Crabs Ache U Blah Bistro Pee Poo Scrounge Chix Gone Mild Georgetown Dry Cake Chatman's Benign Fakery Ma Zoo Palm a Granite Beast Corked Bleak Squirrel Chicks n' Wangs Bursitis Joint Lost Sandoval No Knowledge, Gee: Wine Bar Old Hick Re: Steakhouse Pay-Our-Green Espresso (sorry) Fievel Manic Cure Co Co Cabana Cheek Tease Wine Bar See Shut Crab House PR Gall Bred Scrota Bo Degas Pizza! Pizza! Stinky Lice Darling Tin House Dumb Minion Restaurant A Soggy Mozzarella Bar Zzzzz Burger and Sandman Tangy Teat Only A Dog Wood Go To This Tavern Hackle Pox Beau Cottage A Lot Owes Desperate Jamie Or Rope Poem Mode Door Roe Court A Goy Come And Wilt Floundering Farmers Bad Hat Eatery Tom Is Hairy Ray's The Steaks 3 Nando's Scary-Scary Jackson's Mighty-Swine Food Taverna Sketchy Bolt Deadwood Fart and Soil Goodbye, Cupcake Wider Bellies See Hurl Lavender Moon Upchuckery Spray Voila Surf Died Missed Her Yoga Toe The Wandering Gonad AD: Whore Yak Coup Pi = 3.14 = Predicted Lifespan of Restaurant Him Lay In Hair, It Itch Terrible Temple Wiz Dumb Chick Kin Loco Gibson: 17 Strikeouts in One Night Non-Ink Kabob Sperm Erode Crap and Whine Level One Investor (or however many they have) Err, owe ma Lousiana Kitsch in a Bayou Bar Shock d'India Four Cysts 1905: Ayn Rand's Birth Year Jock He-Club Kabob Atrocious Botch-y Mow Me ... Gee! Confusion Hank's The Steaks Edgar Allan Posto Urban Mistake Kitsch Hen Barf-a Tomato Kabob Flop In Pizza Forepart Hominy Purina Cat Chow ... Cha Cha Cha! See Ya, Roc Ben’s Next Porsche Leave n’ Hide Brabvo! You managed to fuck everything up! Bled and Blew Leave The Nest Cafe Unsound Policy Cafe Ass Sort, He G-SPOT aka Da General's Sto (click) It’ll Be Pizza (Maybe One Day) Double Xing No Sei Present: No Future Brabo Plagiarizing Room 69NE1 aka Twin CoxSeed HerEatin' VileSue, Shit-Hairy RoeRetire and AgePotent InfluenzaXen-Tan (Google it)Pete's uh-oh TesticleThe Pits StopFiasco'sSoul Broke Today, GeePaint Me' Shell BakeryPiss-And-Go GelatoFaux Joke BrothersH Street Country BumpkinsPho For TeensSmelly UnknownsFrat-Hell y la BuffoonBlew (Former Pennsylvania Governor Tom) Ridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Thus sayeth Don Crockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCMark Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Ray's The 90 Minute Table Bitch about D'Coin OperaWhy? Cumalot (please remove if offensive!) Roachbox OyaNotAnotherAndresChain Faccia Lunatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Glad to see the board getting off to a good start! Montfart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Others: It Blew so. Commi Ebonic (sorry!) Tall luser Jackoffie's Man delayed Ray's Classic Trauma Center (where are the clicky smile faces, damn it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyJohn Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 In the Seven Corners Neighborhood: For Shitters Dark's Muck House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillvalley Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 La boring toro Boogeymonsters McCormick & S**ts Zit's not tiny ahhh Full Me Clucks See Ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Two Toe Benny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Landrum Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Ray's: It Stanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillvalley Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Ray's: The Wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 October Blowout in the Lab for 30 people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Shmuck's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shogun Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 The Carcass Room Me-ran Dreadline In the interest of a wider discourse and in light of the fact that I just can't come up with anything good right now, I propose we open it up to anagrams: Citronelle -> Erotic Nell Maestro -> Some rat Ray's the Steaks - > Skeet ashtrays, Shy skat eaters Cashion's Eat Place -> A pleasant choice(s) Cafe Atlantico -> 'Cafe' Ain't Octal* Oceanaire -> iee! An orca! Bistrot du Coin -> Turbot in disco Kinkead's -> Ski Naked Nectar -> trance, recant Black Salt -> Back stall Sette Osteria -> Easiest otter The Brickskeller -> Beer, Sketch, Krill That'll do for a start. I dorked out of a lot of good ones (hehe, try "Laboratorio Galileo") *It is, however, hexadecimal; 51966 decimal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 Spring additions: 21P(eople) served daily Skank's Zoster Bar CarSonoma Mercrotcho Lay a Pole Kinda Whorey Sleazetique Blew Gin Clod Crockeria Blow Bono Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 You forgot: Oya(nother overpriced hipster zoo in Penn Quarter, just what we need.) The Ugly Mug (that's always empty because it's impossible to get any goddamn service.) Mie serving slop N Yu too fucking busy preening to notice, morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Sorrry Rocks, Sleazetique isn't a restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Colorado Bitchin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPW Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Having a good day, Stretch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillian Clark Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Colorado Bitchin' This is too damn funny. I had to laugh out loud. Johnnys Half Shell....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 Gillian Clark said: This is too damn funny. I had to laugh out loud. Johnnys Half Shell....LOL I. Cannot. Control. Myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Is that The Golden Triangle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Are there any Brazilian female chefs in DC? You've certainly uncovered something there Rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPW Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Jacko's (kids welcome!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Is that The Golden Triangle? More like the Bermuda Triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Summer additions: Dino Evil Mickey in Orlando Know We Be Raunchy Stay At Old Home Instead Restaurant Ho-Humbia Butterfield: Nein! Bobby Van's Mistake House And last but not least: (Phantom Of The) Opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 How about ... D'wino (or DWIno.) Extra Purgin' Dilldow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllenH Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Barfly Dine? No! Cafe Smell-gah Restaurant Heave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanishka Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Georgia Frowns Smallorado Bitchin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Bistro le nose Pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) Smallorado Bitchin' Colorectal Itchin' Cafe Melayyounow (assuming you're rich and/or famous, that is) Edited July 29, 2005 by Stretch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm chen Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 21 Pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiceDocter Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Ray's: It Stanks Raise The Stakes (2 to 1 you cant finish your meal without running to the outhouse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Raise The Stakes: (2 to 1 you cant finish your meal without running to the outhouse) <Sigh>Big brother is watching me. Literally.Hello, Rocky - how's the tennis game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 Autumn additions: Fuss, Goys and Mullets Will Owe Ta-Hell-and-Baq Bistro Stinx Investors to get Cremed Barf Pilar Out-grossed Dino Frown Hall Ooze and Blahs And last but not least: A Shady Con, uh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonu Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Skank's oi-hooters Bar Spewoooos and Gaaaaags (i know this is a stretch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shogun Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Jonu said: Skank's oi-hooters Bar Hank's Bare Oyster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Power Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) Old Angry Inn I inherited a sous chef there who got off by answering the phone "Old Angry Inn kitchen, how can I help you?" Edited October 13, 2005 by Tom Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 Winter additions: Capital Singe Open and Shitty FakeLove Worth Pityin' Oya? O no. Debt-te Sell-o Jip Unlucky Streak Appalling No-show's Asian Bistro Raw Cecum Mocha Slut The Embarrassed Godmother Vaginate Depression Burger Goodbye Dahlia Burr bin Faux Gaudy Show or Forego The Chow (take your pick) And last but not least: Zen Gonad, aka "Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi ... & Not Yu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLK Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Snooze and Blahs Then Go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monavano Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I hope it's better than the Pho King restaurant in Rose Hill shopping center, which is not so pho king good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giancarlo Buonarotti Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 DonRocks said: Autumn additions: Fuss, Goys and Mullets Will Owe Ta-Hell-and-Baq Bistro Stinx Investors to get Cremed Barf Pilar Out-grossed Dino Frown Hall Ooze and Blahs And last but not least: A Shady Con, uh... Ristorante Cost-a(bundle) Capital Still 100 Lebanese Return to Sender Bilbo Bag It! La Parachute The Cheapskate Factory Rats the Steaks Cafe Putano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Spring additions: Grosstico Bimbo Spills Lemona Diarrhea Paradiso 100 King-Sized Roaches Night Gallery And last but not least: "Aphid David" Cur-Egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Summer additions: Out-We-Go Laughing Szechuan B... never mind Brined Chigger Indie Kites A Waste of Carolina Spasms on Church And last but not least... Con-Agraria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banco Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 And last but not least...Con-Agraria My impression while there was more like "Viagraria." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 Autumn additions: PisS-7 Ray's Jurassics Ass Steal Will Fracture Soon Le ZeroEtoiles Sucki Crappo Fuckaducki U R banal Liar's Was A Bi Eamonn's: a British-Themed Jockey's Whipper Pee seX Black's Barn-Kitsch Inn Gip Me On K Street And last but not least... Geoduck Tavern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I'm not sure what this list says about you, Don. And not sure I want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 Winter additions: I'd Rather Eat A Cat, Mandu BLT (Bland, Lifeless, Tough) Steak Buzz Off Doc Watson Dead Sage King-Kong Vomit Johnny's Half-Assed Sell-Out Fare to Bolivia for Morou (I'll pay for it!) Shoney's And last but not least (and yes, I'll surely burn in Hell for this one): Flee-bo Creditorria aka Chapter 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 Spring Additions: Nappy Hole Ill Melina Oyamoops I Did It Again M'Scam Oat Dogs Axe This Bar and Grill Urea's Peeza DefeatBar Eleventh Incomplete Scrounge P.O.Sh Jack Peppers Le Pigalle And last but not least: Sans Toi, Michel Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted June 29, 2007 Author Share Posted June 29, 2007 Summer additions: Me Owe Cafe Dupe Irk Hooker Overwooded Grill Cafe Pete Saiolo Taqueria Nasty Tamale Vapi(d)ano's Serve A 'Tude Tavern Cafe Owe In Hock-a The Jest Was Sobby Sea Toe And last but not least: Conasserie Wreck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 Autumn additions: So Bore Us Jordan's: Hate. Veri Tossed Off SwatGroin La Pro Mess Circus Restaurant K(olumbia) by Malice and Swipe Banal Chain Chicken Granny Moos Pet Zee Ape Indy in the Ocean Broke Condom Heave-o Bistro Crock Reek Dad's Backyard Boogers Joke's Gourmet Boogers American Flatline Me Jana, You Tarzan And last but not least: Locus Delicti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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