mdt Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I gotta agree that we can do better. I'm kinda down on We Suck Ventworm Nut. I also agree. Are there any other options? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Lu Yu was a ninth-century Tang Dynasty poet who wrote the first major treatise on tea in recorded history, Cha Jing. I particularly like the last line of this poem of his, which is about ignoring all the noise that surrounds us, and enjoying the moment. NB he had a brother named Scru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skysplitter Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I also agree. Are there any other options? Here's a cut and paste of HillValley's post (with, em, a few edits): Dining out is my specialty. Read about it on DonRockwell.com I always eat and tell. DonRockwell.com I have an oral fixation. Read about it on DonRockwell.com It's not just for breakfast anymore. DonRockwell.com You gonna eat that? DonRockwell.com Get your tater tots. DonRockwell.com Food. Whatever. DonRockwell.com If you have a suggestion, please post it. I hereby declare a deadline of 2pm TOMORROW which is when I need to finalize the design. I still have Napolean Dynamite on my brain- I have skills. Read about it on DonRockwell.com. danke, nicole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) deleted Edited September 15, 2005 by Nadya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Life's too short to suck ventworm nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I post on donrockwell.com and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 What you ought to do is a random drawing out of our signature lines. For instance, I think mine would make lovely stretched across one's chest. Alternative: "All passions start with F. Mine is food. What's yours? Donrockwell.com." If we're doing collateral now, I would also like to bring back the idea of a wall calendar "The Babes of DonRockwell.com". We'll need to pick twelve serviceable-looking female regulars from DR.com. Each gets to pick her favorite restaurant and pose in front of it wearing whatever (mine is Komi, look elsewhere) so each month will have a picture of one Dr.Com Babe in front of her fave hangout, a quote explaning the reason for such love, and oh, that month's schedule. Get it printed and on the market, and before you know it, Rocks can quit his day job. I am thinking calendar signing parties, press releases...the works. Next steps: DR.com Seal of Approval, DR.com Dining Guide (compendium of wittiest reviews posted here), Don Says Don't Go There, our own section of OpenTable.com and NFL season's tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrescentFresh Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Life's too short to suck ventworm nuts. That's a better option. But I do want to make one note about the use of the term Ventworm Nut for the shirts: They're an inside joke. If we want to use the shirts as promotional opportunity to grow our little family, an attention getting zinger a la "I swallow. Read the dirty details on DonRockwell.com" might get some click-traffic. The ventworm nut reference as we know it may not be obscure to us, but to others.... Of course, if we don't give a damn if the shirts are promotional and we just want them for our own fun, I agree with Al Dente's adjustment to the theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camille-Beau Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) ...serviceable-looking female regulars...Please define "serviceable-looking". This sounds like a bad Playboy idea -- something like the "Hot Chicks of WAL-MART" ... yeesh. Edited September 15, 2005 by Camille-Beau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Please define "serviceable-looking". This sounds like a bad Playboy idea -- something like the "Hot Chicks of WAL-MART" ... yeesh. We'll have a beauty contest at the picnic. Top 12 finalists get in the calendar. (I could have said so many things, but I exercised restraint, don't you think?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdt Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 We'll have a beauty contest at the picnic. Top 12 finalists get in the calendar.(I could have said so many things, but I exercised restraint, don't you think?) I was eagerly anticipating your post, only to be let down. For a definition of serviceable just read through Nadya's post here and on eG. I also seem to recall a very strange look from Chef Power when using this term in a discusssion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 EAT well... DRINK well... www.donROCKwell.com Am I the only one who really, really likes this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 We'll have a beauty contest at the picnic. Top 12 finalists get in the calendar.(I could have said so many things, but I exercised restraint, don't you think?) No. No. No. I'll be slammin' margaritas in the Yukatan on Oct. 2, and I am ABSOLUTELY getting on this calendar. Month is August. So you can pick other eleven. "Serviceable" is a very old inside joke that I am pleased to report Mr Power bought into with much delight. It means "inoffensive." No, English is not my first language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 No. No. No. I'll be slammin' margaritas in the Yukatan on Oct. 2, and I am ABSOLUTELY getting on this calendar. Month is August. So you can pick other eleven. Who said you're "serviceable"? I keed, I keed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camille-Beau Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) We'll have a beauty contest at the picnic. Top 12 finalists get in the calendar.(I could have said so many things, but I exercised restraint, don't you think?) Ok then, have a beauty contest, but may I suggest it be held between the men and not the women? Starting with that "Swankly Studbolt" Todd Thrasher (sorry Todd, please don't spit in my wine on my next visit) Edited September 15, 2005 by Camille-Beau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Who said you're "serviceable"? I keed, I keed... I could tell you. Oh, I could name some names. But too many people here would be embarrassed. I keed, I keed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackers Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 If you have a suggestion, please post it. I hereby declare a deadline of 2pm TOMORROW which is when I need to finalize the design. danke,nicole You are mighty generous to be doing this for the team! Thank you!!! The idea (at least as originally conceived) was not to promote the site but to commemorate the picnic. Just a point in time. Just for fun. (My suggestion is already posted, but there are so many good ones!) But, hey, Rocks should have final word, n'est ce pas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 But, hey, Rocks should have final word, n'est ce pas? Nah, you guys decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meaghan Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 DonRockwell.com Drinking My 401K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "Ask me about my jello mold" donrockwell.com 1st Annual Picnic 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camille-Beau Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) "Would you like fries with that?" www.donrockwell.com Edited September 15, 2005 by Camille-Beau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skysplitter Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 You are mighty generous to be doing this for the team! Thank you!!!The idea (at least as originally conceived) was not to promote the site but to commemorate the picnic. Just a point in time. Just for fun. (My suggestion is already posted, but there are so many good ones!) But, hey, Rocks should have final word, n'est ce pas? Here's a solution to be snarky AND not a total inside joke. On the front of the shirt, over the left pocket, we'll toss in the web address- DonRockwell.com Underneath a snarky line about ventworms. On the back it will be about the picnic. And maybe a ventworm. One way or the other, ventworms will be on the shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayrae Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I eat. DonRockwell.com (but then, im a minimalist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 For a definition of serviceable just read through Nadya's post here and on eG. I also seem to recall a very strange look from Chef Power when using this term in a discusssion. I would buy a calendar with Chef Power on it. "Serviceable" is a very old inside joke that I am pleased to report Mr Power bought into with much delight. It means "inoffensive." Ok, that boots Mr Dente from the list. Seriously, this one gets my vote: I always eat and tell. DonRockwell.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdt Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 How about... Front: Don't be a stupid fuck! Back: Go to www.donrockwell.com Fall Picnic 2005 Hmmm, was that out of line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Eat This! arrow downward www.donrockwell.com Annual Fall Picnic 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvanrens Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I volunteer to use my widely-reknowned good taste and powers of discretion to judge this or any future beauty pageant involving DR.com members. Under the rules for "Calling Shotgun", page 32 paragraph 9 section 4 subsection B, this now means that I am Cheif Ogler, with the power to appoint or fire (disappoint?) other judges. It also means that I start accepting bribes as of 5:00 today, and will continue until 1/2 hour before final judging. Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLK Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) Can't believe I'm going to miss this picnic (will be departing Barcelona for Mallorca on 10/1, loungin' on 10/2). I still want a t-shirt!!!!!!! Whoever volunteers to save me a shirt (PM me), I'll bring you some sort of wonderful food from Spain. Edited September 15, 2005 by JLK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaisaB Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Do we have to reserve for this picnic? I don't know if I am in town or not. But if I do go I will bring a wonderful Tuna Aspic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillvalley Posted September 16, 2005 Author Share Posted September 16, 2005 No reservations are necessary. Now that we are closer to the date it would be great if people could start chiming in and let us know who is coming and what you are bringing. If you aren't the cooking type let me know, I may have another option for you to bring something without dirtying a pan. If you can't make the picnic but want a shirt let me know (but not now, I'll post when I am ready for that info.) We will work out a pick up point and go from there. Crackers is right, the idea was to commemorate the picnic and not advertise the site, although I always love any free advertising to get new members:) My vote right now is SkySplitter's idea using Heather's I always eat and tell. Donrockwell.com. I'll let the voting go on until tomorrow evening. As for the calendar I believe the original idea was for THE MEN to pose ala Chef Tunk's calendar. I would be happy to shoot it. Al Dente has to go 1st. Don's poetry proves that he has too much free time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackers Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 As for the calendar I believe the original idea was for THE MEN to pose. Al Dente has to go 1st.With the assless chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 With the assless chaps. And the Hawaiian shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 You got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPW Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 And the Hawaiian shirt. I was going to vote for the Fat Albert shirt. PS - I'm with hillvalley in liking the "I always eat and tell" slogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 With the assless chaps. Doggone it, "assless chaps" is redundant. If there was an ass, they'd be pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Doggone it, "assless chaps" is redundant. If there was an ass, they'd be pants. It is traditional to wear chaps over pants. I think Al intends to wear his chaps in a nontraditional manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenticket Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Am I the only one who really, really likes this? EAT well... DRINK well... www.donROCKwell.com No, you're not - I like it a lot! Also liked the line from the poem that DonRocks suggested... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Dente Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 EAT well...DRINK well... www.donROCKwell.com No, you're not - I like it a lot! Also liked the line from the poem that DonRocks suggested... I like the "EAT well" concept too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackers Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Doggone it, "assless chaps" is redundant. If there was an ass, they'd be pants. Ah.... assless chaps are standard issue in some of the best neighborhoods in San Francisco. Some would even say they are the native costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdt Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Ah.... assless chaps are standard issue in some of the best neighborhoods in San Francisco. Some would even say they are the native costume. Nice one crackers! ...barely noticible stickiness. Um, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 As for the calendar I believe the original idea was for THE MEN to pose ala Chef Tunk's calendar. I would be happy to shoot it. Al Dente has to go 1st.Don's poetry proves that he has too much free time Let's not lose sight of the original idea to pose (men or women) in front of restaurants we love. Hmm. Al Dente, chaps, in front of whose door?? Next month, JG, in butcher's apron, in front of RTS. "I do it in ninety minutes or less." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Ah.... assless chaps are standard issue in some of the best neighborhoods in San Francisco. Some would even say they are the native costume. Chaps HAVE no ass. If you're wearing something under them, that's fine, but they're still assless by definition - again, if they had a built-in ass, they'd be pants, not chaps. (And yes, I KNOW the term's common parlance for someone strutting around in chaps with their bare ass hanging out. But it's WRONG. Just like "ATM machine" and "2am in the morning" and adding an apostrophe-s to any restaurant name that doesn't already have one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 A very wise man once observed: Man who wear assless chaps not long have chapless ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm chen Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Next month, JG, in butcher's apron, in front of RTS. "I do it in ninety minutes or less." Or with a strategically placed cowboy cut. "It's about the meat." I guess we'd have to stick with posing them in front of the restaurants we love but not cover their naughty bits with the foods we love. Because nobody wants to stand in front of Corduroy blocked only by the scallops, or worse, the mini-ravioli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Next month, JG, in butcher's apron, in front of RTS. "I do it in ninety minutes or less." I can see him blushing through my computer. Let's talk about his BUTT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Gastreaux Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Or with a strategically placed cowboy cut. "It's about the meat."I guess we'd have to stick with posing them in front of the restaurants we love but not cover their naughty bits with the foods we love. Because nobody wants to stand in front of Corduroy blocked only by the scallops, or worse, the mini-ravioli. But what about the Ron Jeremy Spring Rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 I have a late t-shirt design idea that came to me around my third glass of champagne last night at Eve: on the back of the t-shirt a silhouette of Don Rockwell holding a wine glass with the caption "If found return to donrockwell.com" alternatively the crass route "Suck my ventworm nut..donrockwell.com" of the other suggestions I like "I eat and tell at donrockwell.com" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waitman Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Nice one crackers!Um, ok. Assless chaps: They're not just for boys any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadya Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Or with a strategically placed cowboy cut. "It's about the meat."I guess we'd have to stick with posing them in front of the restaurants we love but not cover their naughty bits with the foods we love. Because nobody wants to stand in front of Corduroy blocked only by the scallops, or worse, the mini-ravioli. I am SO cool with using scallops as pasties, but my public health background intervenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shogun Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 (edited) I have a late t-shirt design idea that came to me around my third glass of champagne last night at Eve: on the back of the t-shirt a silhouette of Don Rockwell holding a wine glass with the caption "If found return to donrockwell.com" alternatively the crass route "Suck my ventworm nut..donrockwell.com" of the other suggestions I like "I eat and tell at donrockwell.com" I still like your 'Have you seen this man?' line better.How about "Our lunch is better than your lunch" or "The food at your picnic sucks!" Edited September 16, 2005 by shogun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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