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A Temple to Pretense in the Lower East Side


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I guess the lovely people that run DC Nightlife Raw all ready know about this place and have moved on to other more exciting places. That being said, I don’t know if there could possibly be a more vapid and pretentious establishment anywhere. See at Eldridge you have to know one of two people to get in, and to keep you riff-raff out a chaperone will be checking hall passes (which are laser engraved stated which pretentious a-hole of an owner you are friends with). Then you are taken to your table by a hospitality consultant who will figure out all of your wants and desires and let the butler know so that they can prepare your drink and hand it off to the table attendant to serve you. Blah blah blah…

Just to let you know if you are the kind of person that will be allowed inside the righteous doorways of Eldridge for the honor of drinking the equally as insipid Armand de Brignac champagne (a wine that is far more about the bottle than the juice) on a Saturday night, well simply by asking such a silly question means that you are not the type of person that they want since their clientele go to the Hamptons on the weekend, so they are closed.

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