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Mark Slater
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Dear Don,

An anonymous visitor stopped by NiceCritic.com and selected the following message for you:

You may want to consider taking down your holiday decorations.

:lol:

I have ONE little Santa-bell thing on my stereo that I didn't even know was there

One Easter card on the mantle from my mom

One Father's Day card on the mantle from Matt

Birthday cards on the dining-room table from four days ago

A birthday balloon that I just took down yesterday

WHO SENT THIS?

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:lol:

I have ONE little Santa-bell thing on my stereo that I didn't even know was there

One Easter card on the mantle from my mom

One Father's Day card on the mantle from Matt

Birthday cards on the dining-room table from four days ago

A birthday balloon that I just took down yesterday

WHO SENT THIS?

Someone who knows both what the inside of your living space looks like and your email address...

or else, someone who picked out a random insult intending only to be ironic...

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:lol:

I have ONE little Santa-bell thing on my stereo that I didn't even know was there

One Easter card on the mantle from my mom

One Father's Day card on the mantle from Matt

Birthday cards on the dining-room table from four days ago

A birthday balloon that I just took down yesterday

WHO SENT THIS?

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

Both have decorative balls.

(No, I did not send it!) ;)

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