Polite Anonymous Insults

[Mark Slater]

From today's Washington Post , an article about this website NiceCritic.com is designed to send polite but anonymous suggestions to your friends and enemies. Such helpful thoughts as "You should refrain from slapping people on the buttocks" may be well intentioned, but the obvious practical joker side can't be ignored.

[DonRocks]

Dear Don,

An anonymous visitor stopped by NiceCritic.com and selected the following message for you:

You may want to consider taking down your holiday decorations.

I have ONE little Santa-bell thing on my stereo that I didn't even know was there

One Easter card on the mantle from my mom

One Father's Day card on the mantle from Matt

Birthday cards on the dining-room table from four days ago

A birthday balloon that I just took down yesterday

WHO SENT THIS?

[zoramargolis]

I have ONE little Santa-bell thing on my stereo that I didn't even know was there

One Easter card on the mantle from my mom

One Father's Day card on the mantle from Matt

Birthday cards on the dining-room table from four days ago

A birthday balloon that I just took down yesterday

WHO SENT THIS?

Someone who knows both what the inside of your living space looks like and your email address...

or else, someone who picked out a random insult intending only to be ironic...

[sparkycom]

I have ONE little Santa-bell thing on my stereo that I didn't even know was there

One Easter card on the mantle from my mom

One Father's Day card on the mantle from Matt

Birthday cards on the dining-room table from four days ago

A birthday balloon that I just took down yesterday

WHO SENT THIS?

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

Both have decorative balls.

(No, I did not send it!)