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#IfIWonTheMegaMillions I'd invest it in a nice balanced portfolio. Just sayin'.

. @davezatz Huh. You're right. It's just the Tysons Corner one it looks like. Weird for *that* one to be closed.

'Tis the Eve of Saint Agnes. Time for women to dream of their future husbands. Or read a kinda creepy poem, I guess.

"Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk." -- Sledge Hammer

"He said it's the first day of spring." "Oh @#$%! Open season on the L.A. freeway!" #LAStory #fb

"I have an army." "We have a Hulk." http://t.co/Gyb9RNfC via @youtube

♪ I swear I left her by the river/I swear I left her safe and sound/I need to make it to the river/And leave this old Nebraska town ♪ #fb

4 of 5 stars to The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley http://t.co/GSkYiNXl

5 of 5 stars to His Name Was Raoul Wallenberg by Louise Borden http://t.co/3iDpMiGC

Alan Alda's scientific communication challenge. Explain a flame to an 11-year old. I'm going to try! http://t.co/sVdqJEuB

Amazon has the complete Robotech on sale for $36. My childhood is trying to overrule my cheapness here... #fb

And now we progress to waiting at the CVS. Trying not to fall asleep.

And that's why you always leave a note!

And, in my opinion, Ryan Gosling should have two #Oscars noms for "Drive" and "Crazy, Stupid, Love". Not zero.

APOEL!!!!!!!

Apparently my Google Chrome profile got corrupted. This is going to be a fun few days trying to figure out what extension I've forgotten!

Arctic char and six-grain rice blend. That's a good dinner!

As @capitalweather is reporting, sun and snow here in Alexandria. Kinda fun seeing fat flakes while most of the sky is clear! #fb

As of today I've lost 50 pounds in 40 weeks. I'm kinda proud of that.

At UMD getting ready to take SKYWARN training to be a storm spotter! #fb

Berkshire pork shoulder, escarole, grits @ Society Fair http://t.co/AYMQLMik

Best news of the night! RT: @TimmyDaly: Two new episodes of "Daly Show" shooting January 29th. Hitting the interweb shortly thereafter.

Black hole sun...won't you come?

Brain: Go out! Have fun! Do something different! Body: It's warm inside! Read! Have a lazy Sunday! Which to agree with?

Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high! Take a look, it's in a book...