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Butterscotch pudding, whipped cream @ Society Fair http://t.co/bAMa8UGN

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Carpets vacuumed, hard floors Bona'd, bathroom shined, new sheets on the bed. Saturday is a clean day! #fb

Congratulations to the great Sachin Tendulkar on reaching 100 intl centuries! The Little Master is the first ever to do so! #fb

Dear #NFL fans, I apologize in advance for the upcoming drubbing of my dear old #Broncos. Won't even compare to the early game.

Dear @att, you know I have an iPhone 4, so why send me an email saying that that iPhone 4 I've been waiting for is here? Bwuh?

Dear sinuses, if you don't shape up, I'm going to go out and get some nasal spray. You wanna get addicted?! (Trying to scare them open.) #fb

Duck egg congee on a cold day. Mmm.

Easter morning is a busy time for @TheSwissBakery ! I had to pick up an Easter cookie, of course.

Easy lover, She'll get a hold on you, believe it. She's like no other, Before you know it you'll be on your knees!

Eeeeeeee...8 more days until new "How It's Made"!

Every chance I get, I vote. Even if it's in VA's useless primary! http://t.co/1F79ud2A

Every time "Danger Zone" comes up on my iPhone, I just want to say out loud: "Lana. Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAAAAAA! ... Danger Zone"

Every time you watch this @IMKristenBell smiles. Tiny Baby Sloth gets the Onesie Treatment: http://t.co/02PaTZ5L via @youtube

Feelin' good that I might've found a stable GPU+MPI combo for the atmospheric GCM I work with. Tomorrow will disabuse me of this feeling.

Fifteen minutes until Puppy Bowl! Woo!

First off, "Jurassic Park" is almost 20 years old. Therefore: You Are Old. Second, the effects still hold up! #fb

Getting excited for the Chinese New Years dinner coming up this Sunday night!

Getting ready for my eye doc appointment. Always exciting!

Getting ready to learn about chocolate making! @ Artisan Confections http://t.co/aqS2caik

Go Norfolk State! #fb

Goliath has always been my role model. That's why I often wake up by standing on my balcony screaming and then turning to stone.

Guess what's got two thumbs and is dealing with medical insurers and hospital billing right now? This guy!

Happy 100th Birthday to @Oreo! Thinking I know what's for dessert tonight! #fb

Happy anniversary to "Friday"! One year old today! http://t.co/o2rjOwti