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This morning I almost decided to just stay in the shower and see when the hot water finally ran out, never mind about work or anything.

This should be in Wikipedia under "cute": http://t.co/cx7on1o9 via @youtube

This year, I'm Team York! http://t.co/UisgI0Gn

Time for the ABC Night O' Comedy. See how far I get before extreme tiredness wins! #fb

Today the Raman Effect was discovered. What say we all go out, scatter some light, and observe some Stokes and Anti-Stokes shifts!

Today work was brought to me by the fine folks at "Frustration". :/

Tonight I root for the Bloodhound and Basset Hound, Havanese, Xoloitzcuintli, and Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Hope the Xolo is Coated! Go Dogs!

Tonight's "Scrubs"-tastic "Cougar Town" was just great. Not just for the "Scrubs" tag at the end, but for a great ep overall!

Weirdly, I want a Chevy Volt even though I couldn't charge it at home or at work.

Well, got about 3 hrs of sleep in total tonight. Pretty sure it's just time to get up. Turns out, breathing makes sleep more possible! #fb

Welp, I'm finally going to stop waiting for banks to send 1099s. Taxes, you are being filed today!

What is up with the sound on the #Oscars? It's all...wonky.

What the...? A new "Chopping Block"? First in a year+. Is Butch back for good? http://t.co/uUqAUSM8

What's the protocol for a Saturday St Patrick's Day? Am I supposed to not care about wearing green today? Tomorrow? Both?

Whatever happens with Tebow, the Redskins, even if they're not involved in the trade, will somehow end up giving away picks. NFL Rule.

Woo! New glasses vertigo!

Woo! Red Cross donation time tomorrow! Tonight: a well-earned rest after hard week of work.

You ever just lose an hour? I swear it was 4 o'clock just a second ago. Hmm. Explains why I'm hungrier than I thought I'd be, I guess.

You know what's weird? Stuff. Stuff is weird.