The Hersch Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Dudley Moore's Beethoven parody over in the Music Forum reminded me of this piece of brilliance, a parody of TS Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by Jim Macdonald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hersch Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 I was referring not to Eliot's poem, but to a parody by Jim Macdonald, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by Rudyard Kipling, below. Kipling's The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock You can talk o' coffee spoonsWhen you're sittin' in your roomsOr wanderin' dark streets wi' bad intentBut when comin' down the stairsYou 'ad better all bewaresO' our Michelangel-wallah, Alfred 'Frock!The arguments 'e madeVery seldom would dissuadeThe colonel from decidin' what was what,But the way 'e tied 'is tieMade the lads shout "Harry By!"When 'e brought the mermaids to the sentry 'ut. An' it's 'Frock, 'Frock, 'Frock!Why you bugger, what's that 'idden in your smock?You go risposta fosseWi' your senza piu scosse!Why's a peach stuck in your pocket, Alfred 'Frock? The uniform 'e woreWas 'is trousers rolled beforeAn' 'is hair combed down a little bit behind.When the fog was blowin' yellowYou'd go lookin' for the fellowAn' some novels an' some teacups you would find.We was standin' in the hallWhen Prince 'Amlet came to callAn' a lord was what we needed an' right quickSo we started in to shout,"Is there any lord about?"When up an' came a-trottin' Alfred 'Frock An' it's 'Frock! 'Frock! 'Frock!Would you leave off watchin' that thrice-blessed clock?If you don't tornass' al mondoYou can just di questo fondoYou bleedin' literary Alfred 'Frock! 'E was tellin' 'is one joke,'Bout a showgirl an' a bloke,When the prince 'e keeled over wi' ennuiIn the midst o' some digression'Bout the claws an' their processionThat didn't make a lick o' sense to me.So 'e took a slice o' toast,An' a piece o' a cold roast,Then 'e looked for just a spot o' marmalade.Wi' a smile a little bent'E said, "That's not what I meant,"An' that is 'ow 'e ended 'is tirade. An' it's 'Frock! 'Frock! 'Frock!You're listenin' to a string quartet by Bach!Wi' your stream o' conscious' blatherAn' an angsty long palaverYou're an influential poet, Alfred 'Frock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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