The Most Expensive Drink at Starbucks
I know that George Carlin never actually said this, but it was attributed to him, and it is so appropriate:
What's the most outrageous coffee house drink order you've ever heard of?
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.