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#1 Joe Riley

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 01:23 PM

I think that anyone who works at Starbucks and has to deal with an order like this ought to be legally exempt from physically assaulting the customer :(

The Most Expensive Drink at Starbucks

I know that George Carlin never actually said this, but it was attributed to him, and it is so appropriate:

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

What's the most outrageous coffee house drink order you've ever heard of?

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#2 shogun

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 06:31 PM

And what's the deal with Ovaltine? :(
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#3 Joe Riley

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 06:46 PM

And what's the deal with Ovaltine? :(

It's not oval-shaped nor marketed to teens. Discuss. ;-)

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Posted 21 December 2007 - 07:53 PM

Does a venti, quad, sugar free hazelenut breve cappuccino an asshole make?


This is not a confession. Just an exploration. :(




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