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Eliminate Dogmatic Interference by Bureaucratic Lunch Extremists Act

Yes, this is a real thing brought to you by the sadly hilarious Texan congressman Louie Gohmert.

"When cafeteria workers have shown me the list of allowed foods, I was shocked that there were so many foods that I had never even heard of as well as foods I did not eat as an east Texas student. Now as an east Texas adult it is exceedingly clear that the best control is local control, and that is especially true of students' food."

Our children should consume whatever crap local schools decide to serve just as they consume whatever crap local schools decide to teach. How about a hamburger made with meat one grade above dog food with a side of creationism?

Fuck Gohmert.

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