DonRocks Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 From Gilbert Gottfried: A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's." The man says "Well thank God I don't have cancer!" You know, there's something about Gottfried's delivery that makes me bleat out loud. I can hear him screaming this joke, and the thought of it cracks me up. His "Aristrocrats" (NSFW, Not Safe For *ANYTHING* - Consider yourselves warned!) is pretty darned funny the first time you hear it (does anyone have a video of the post-9/11 joke?) (Mine was original humor, btw - I was pretty happy with it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inox Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 You know, there's something about Gottfried's delivery that makes me bleat out loud. I can hear him screaming this joke, and the thought of it cracks me up. His "Aristrocrats" (NSFW, Not Safe For *ANYTHING* - Consider yourselves warned!) is pretty darned funny the first time you hear it (does anyone have a video of the post-9/11 joke?) (Mine was original humor, btw - I was pretty happy with it.) I don't have the video, but the audio is up on YouTube: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 19, 2015 Author Share Posted March 19, 2015 His "Aristrocrats" (NSFW, Not Safe For *ANYTHING* - Consider yourselves warned!) is pretty darned funny the first time you hear it (does anyone have a video of the post-9/11 joke?) I'm posting this mainly to warn people about Inox's video if they're offended by *anything*, because this is the single raunchiest joke you will ever hear in your lives. Trust me on this - that said, if you can tolerate extreme dirty jokes, I defy anyone to listen to it without laughing at least once. There is a 2005 film, "The Aristrocrats," Produced by the King Of Creepy Penn Jilette, and Paul Provenza. I saw the film when it came out, and in my opinion, once you've heard Gottfried's version of the joke, there is no reason to see it, because his is - by far - the best delivered in the movie. There are a few others that are good (the film consists of some commentary and interviews, but the crux of it is various comedians telling the joke), but Gottfried's pretty much stands alone. I wonder if this joke can't be told even better still. I think yes, but you'd have to rehearse it in advance; ad-libbing something better would be a pretty tall order. Again, I cannot warn people enough just how crude the joke is (click on the Wikipedia link of it in Post #1 of this thread to get an idea *before* watching the video!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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