Hello, all. My name is Lanotte. I am a bitter and vengeful person. I enjoy sandwiches, Muppets, mischievous kittens, pity and contempt. I cook for a living and wear a leather jacket which officially qualifies me as a badass. I am known for eating a large bowl of pho then walking a few doors down for a Ray's burger and a root beer float. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. This post is brought to you by the letter H. That is all.
