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My theory of how the new "Avengers" movie will end? Squirrel Girl saves the world. Just ask Deadpool...he knows.

I've earned my rest this weekend. Spent 5 days finding the 2 files the compiler was building badly. 2 out of ~20000 in the model. Buh. #fb

Alan Alda's scientific communication challenge. Explain a flame to an 11-year old. I'm going to try! http://t.co/sVdqJEuB

I'd thought the week from Hell was finally over but, no, it is not. The code hates me once again.

Every time you watch this @IMKristenBell smiles. Tiny Baby Sloth gets the Onesie Treatment: http://t.co/02PaTZ5L via @youtube

C'est ne pas une tweet.

RIP Davy Jones. Hopefully "The Brady Bunch" (movie or TV show) will be broadcast in memoriam.

Today the Raman Effect was discovered. What say we all go out, scatter some light, and observe some Stokes and Anti-Stokes shifts!

Successes today: bought yogurt at store. Failures today: all of commute and work. Not a good Tuesday.

RT @TimmyDaly: @NathanFillion Episode #7 of "The Daly Show" has arrived! Special guest star Nathan Fillion!! YOU!!! http://t.co/U9Kxe49v…

What is up with the sound on the #Oscars? It's all...wonky.

It's when you're printing off a 67-page Federal tax return that you realize, yeah, Turbotax is worth the fee.

Welp, I'm finally going to stop waiting for banks to send 1099s. Taxes, you are being filed today!

Carpets vacuumed, hard floors Bona'd, bathroom shined, new sheets on the bed. Saturday is a clean day! #fb

As @capitalweather is reporting, sun and snow here in Alexandria. Kinda fun seeing fat flakes while most of the sky is clear! #fb

I spotted the #Observer on #Fringe!

First off, "Jurassic Park" is almost 20 years old. Therefore: You Are Old. Second, the effects still hold up! #fb

Subjecting "Fridge Nuking" to Scientific Peer Review | Overthinking It http://t.co/KHH6dOu7 via @overthinkingit

I just made My Picks for this year's Academy Awards. Think you can beat me? Cast your ballot and let's find out! http://t.co/rAID41t2

Maru. Box. Can't go wrong! http://t.co/EzGTl4Uq via @youtube

Theme Song to "What's Happening!!". You're welcome for that earworm!

You ever just lose an hour? I swear it was 4 o'clock just a second ago. Hmm. Explains why I'm hungrier than I thought I'd be, I guess.

Thinking I might make like Robin Sparkles and go to the mall today.

Black hole sun...won't you come?

Looking at the rest of the Little Serow line...yeah, I'm not sure I'm cool/hip enough for this place. NASA nerd represent!