TheMatt

'Tis the Eve of Saint Agnes. Time for women to dream of their future husbands. Or read a kinda creepy poem, I guess.

It's been a day (forever, Internet-time) and I still want a "LET'S OPEN UP THIS PIT" shirt. This kid's got a future! http://t.co/qgsy015o

Best news of the night! RT: @TimmyDaly: Two new episodes of "Daly Show" shooting January 29th. Hitting the interweb shortly thereafter.

Getting excited for the Chinese New Years dinner coming up this Sunday night!

Every time "Danger Zone" comes up on my iPhone, I just want to say out loud: "Lana. Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAAAAAA! ... Danger Zone"

Here's the direct link to the Bark Side commercial on YouTube: http://t.co/6wjlpzBt #fb

This should be in Wikipedia under "cute": http://t.co/cx7on1o9 via @youtube

There's a Ball watch I want that's considered "entry-level"...at $2000. Wonder what my $40 Skagen is considered?

Think I might head off to @ArrowineInc to use my LivingSocial credit. Mmm...cheese!

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

Dear #NFL fans, I apologize in advance for the upcoming drubbing of my dear old #Broncos. Won't even compare to the early game.

The brisk cold weather is making me crave Indian food. I might have to satisfy that craving!

Getting ready for my eye doc appointment. Always exciting!

New "Fringe" tonight! Finally back to the wackiness!

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Let's get through today and into a three-day weekend!

"Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk." -- Sledge Hammer

Apparently my Google Chrome profile got corrupted. This is going to be a fun few days trying to figure out what extension I've forgotten!

The jasmine rice smells delicious.

has set his status. (I am not plural, thank you.)