Dark Wing

On 12/20/2018 at 1:09 PM, silentbob said:

That said, I have no complaints about the food itself, and the prime New York strip loin was cooked perfectly -- it looked to be sous-vided at some point, NTTAWWT.

7 hours ago, Ericandblueboy said:

The Oval Room was set on fire not once, but twice. Ugh. 

Well, at least they didn't get sous-vided like that poor strip loin.

But, as I have said before, early humans probably ate whatever they could get their hands on.

Not unless they were exceedingly flexible.

How about a high quality burger in the A-M/Columbia Heights/Mt. Pleasant metro area? A million places to get something passable, but I can't think of any that would make a top 10 (or 20) list.

Cashion's Bison Burger? (But if you go, you have to let us all know what Comeback Sauce is.)

At In-n-Out you can get it animal style; at Cashion's, doggie style.

Oh God.

I didn't just type that.

Oh God.

Mod, please delete.

That said, I feel bad for these folks. They tried.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Tap & Vine looks pretty innocuous on that list, until you do a little research on Arlington Catering Company.

Or you took that "kosher" girl out on a date, and she was slurping down oysters [two] with chorizo [one], and you knew she wasn't really kosher

Yeah, it was after we went to the food court at White Flint Mall ... can't remember the name of the place ... Cash Root, I think.

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Nefeshly,

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P.S. Falafel at Max's is GREAT!

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This is a portmanteau combining Bukkake and Lebowski.

P.S. Twitter is not paying me for this (even with sexual favors…. Damn)

P.P.S. Neither is Rockwell. Yet.

Right in front of Cafe Atlantico this afternoon!

The big story here is that Jose Andres was actually seen at one of his restaurants.

Paging Dr. Darkwing...

Dark Wing speaketh.

Perk up, legant: As you sleep off your drunken melancholy, I've ordered a three-day moratorium on Jimmy Castor Bunch's "Bertha Butt Boogie" within a 75-mile radius of the city.

Okay, that might not be your song, but it's a song, and surely this will spare someone else, somewhere, having to endure a similar evening - you should feel pretty good about that.

"Jose Made In Spain" will debut Saturday, February 2 at 12:30 on WETA in Washington.

Competing with "Josie, Maid In Pain" which debuts at the same time on the pay-per-view Sad-No-Mas Network.

I don't understand. How does/can a chef "lay back" during RW and not cook on par with his/her usual ability? Most of these places, the good ones at least, are probably not dramatically more busy than usual. Couple that with a more limited RW menu and this should be like rolling off a log.

Because they're barely recovering from lunch, and then they start getting slammed again at 6 PM. By the time nine o'clock rolls around, when they're usually winding down from their one big dinner crush, they're gearing up for yet another onslaught. Try masturbating twice in the afternoon, then having sex three times later that night, and you'll see what the problem is.

A brawl erupted over who got the mirugai.

the only cheese that i have ever seen at a strip club is "cottage cheese"...

Camelot has head cheese.

If you are wondering which canned tomatoes might be the best with this recipe, some of us got together last June for a canned tomato taste test. Click here to find out the winner.

The Hunt's won only because four of the Hunt brothers were on the tasting panel (Mike, York, Uke, and Herk).

You guys are more chicken than brine.

C'mon... out with it. Name names.

Rumor had it that GM Jay Coldren was going to announce his resignation to the staff last night at 6 PM, after many months of disagreements with Vikram Garg.

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This week The Slit was invited to the Grand Opening of the Manassas Park McDonald's and had a nuts-and-bolts tour of their brand new Pitco Friolator. The Slit can also confirm that the fries themselves were as wonderful as ever, rendered even more special when followed by an invite-only twenty-minute romp through the PlayStation, socks optional.

"Artist" begins with the letter "A." For some reason, there's another word that begins with the letter "A" that comes to mind when I think about this.

She's a Cook; not an Artist.