Meaghan

Since beverages are included...

Trite: Any drink with the suffix tini that contains an unheard-of-until-now mixture of liqueurs and fruit, has a catchy or nonsensical name and is priced the $9 to $14 range.

And the tritest thing of all?

One of those drinks that has been mixed and served to you by a rat bastard tool.

I found it at the bottom of the page.  It comes up as a .pdf.  I'm in, especially since Al is buying.  (Hey Al, a coworker was wearing your Fat Albert shirt today )

You're right!

I see she'll be doing "A Meat and Two" like at 15 Ria, as well as all the wonders from the ice bar. Sweet.

Seems very reasonable in price.

Yes! I passed by today and it looks as if everything's on schedule...

http://www.heatherfreeman.com/webpage/hanks/hanks.html

I guess the menu isn't up yet, but soon...

Actually, this is the real website:

http://www.hanksdc.com/

(also under construction)

People!!! Read the smilie!!!

Read the similie.

I read it the first time and was sure it said plumber...

Newcomers, this would be a fine time to meet two of our more disreputable and tawdry members, Nadya and Jacques Gastreaux. 

I promise you won't be bored.

Yeah! Any headhunters out there? Here are two highly intelligent people who need some more high paying work during the day.

Here's Kliman on Oyamel:

"Original Recipe, Extra Crispy"

Honest and vivid, and just in time for Cinco de Mayo!

http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/history.htm

I had one of the first of the season at Sushi-Ko a couple of weeks ago...

Their signature softshell, just barely fried, served with ponzu sauce. It was a big meaty guy with a light crunch and not a lot of goo. The ponzu sort of cancels out gook and goo anywho...

Drunkies and Clams.

Good stuff!

Well, at least something good happened for journalism.

Powerful writing is powerful writing.

You're setting the standards for everyone.

Congratulations!

And next year and in years to come, I'll look for your name among the list of Pulitzer Prize finalists and winners.

Keep it up!

I'm not sure the IRS would approve of this venture. But what the hell!

Is this like being a society donor?

I don't love Chipotle because:

a. Steve Ells looks like a bad man. Learn.

b. In their packaging, properly stuffed burritos look like ammunition that could take out an entire village.

c. The last time I was there, the yellow "Cuidado, Piso Mojado!" sign was not properly positioned over the floor spill.

d. McDonald's

Jamba Juice is cheaper and much better for you, but I like Smoothie King.

I get the same thing every time: Strawberry Slim-N- Trim

("You can slim down and still fill up")

It's refreshing after a long run or the gym, even if it is full of sugary carbs.

Smoothie chain smoothies are incredibly expensive considering how little thought and time goes into throwing that stuff in a blender.

Start your cheer up with a fish taco...

I was thinking of starting a thread called Twenty Five Bucks or Less, treasures for the fiscally challenged.

Only the New York Times does the $25 and Under column (and that's in New York anyway).

Omakase at Kaz, Makoto and Sushi-Ko

Yum!

I know of safe restroom nearby. Set it up!

Today I spent $4 at Dickey's by mistake. The line was very long.

Yes, but what IS a ventworm? Or, does one have to top this classic vent?

Ventworm nut

Two Toe Benny

Others:

It Blew so.

Commi

Ebonic (sorry!)

Tall luser

Jackoffie's

Man delayed

Ray's Classic Trauma Center

(where are the clicky smile faces, damn it)