DonRocks Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 [back out NOW. Do NOT read this. I'm telling you this for your own good.] I'm afraid Mr. Rocks will think this is getting Off Topic, delving into general bad manners. It is, but let me get it back on track:I remember exactly where I was, chatting with Member Number One in a restaurant, when all of a sudden she let out a muffled shriek."What's wrong?""I don't want to tell you.""Tell me!""It will ruin your meal.""Tell me!""Look at the person to your right when she takes a bite of her food."I stole a glance over my right shoulder and saw fork being raised to lips, when, like a viper, darting directly underneath the fork, came projecting out of the mouth approximately four inches of tongue.Yuck!Unfortunately, now that you've been presented with this, you will notice that a large percentage of diners in restaurants see fit to using their tongues as an insurance policy - a barbaric catchpan - for anything that might be in danger of falling off the utensil.Doing my part to combat global obesity by inducing mass nausea,Rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 There is a little resturant in Herdon callled the Tortilla Factory. Remember "The Tongue Thing?" Yep, that incident happened at the Tortilla Factory. Rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 It's hard not to be bemused, given the excessive cult-like following that Dom got (& still gets). I've stood there waiting for pizza with other long timers (including Jimmy Smits), chuckling about the situation. I think that even Dom gets a few laughs about the strong opinions he elicits. Here's a little more fuel: (there are pages of DiFara videos on youtube"¦ i like this one). And, by the way, if you're coming, let me know. Nothing like tennis and a pizza. I'm sorry to bring this topic back up after eight years, but the reporter is guilty of "The Tongue Thing." And so is at least 50% of the dining public. I warned you not to read this. Now, your life has been changed, forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.R. Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 They should have their tongues cut out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 They should have their tongues cut out. You're going to be really, really surprised how much you see this being done, I'm sorry to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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