BourbonSteak, Fear Ye Not

[DonRocks]

Just read it.

[dcandohio]

I ate at Red Lobster in a small Ohio town after my partner's dad died, and I can say it was the the most stunningly bad meal I've had in ages. My "fish" had zero flavor. It was just a wet, buttery, warmish mush. Those cheddar bay biscuits are salty and greasy and nasty, and not in a fun way. The salad was a sad mix of bagged lettuce with a few industrial croutons and a little plastic tub of a viscous, vaguely tart dressing. I was disgusted by the entire meal, except for service. The staff is well-trained and efficient, which means that you can quickly escape from the horror that is lunch at a small-town red lobster.