DonRocks Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I'm not going to give this impersonator of a restaurateur Google credit, but if any friends want to know a genuinely funny (and xxx-rated) website parody of me which I just found (which is also a few years old), ping me. It's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schulju Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I'm not going to give this impersonator of a restaurateur Google credit, but if any friends want to know a genuinely funny (and xxx-rated) website parody of me which I just found (which is also a few years old), ping me. It's funny! Which is more amusing, the parody or the story of how you stumbled upon it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 Which is more amusing, the parody or the story of how you stumbled upon it? The parody, I'm afraid. There are two words that I coined that used to only get one Google hit; no longer. ("ventworm," without a space, was one of them; I Googled the other to see if it was still unique.) PS Is that picture Frank Bruni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweaked Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 It sucks! How much does it suck? It sucks, that’s how much it sucks. It sucks ducks, bucks, monster trucks, hockey pucks, guys named Chuck, migrant workers that shuck, lightning bolts that struck, sewage workers wallowing in muck, rear-wheel drive cars that are stuck, vagrants who are down on their luck, babys who taste spinach for the first time and say yuck, and don’t think for a moment I’ve forgotten about the word fuck. classic Rockwellianism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 It sucks! How much does it suck? It sucks, that’s how much it sucks. It sucks ducks, bucks, monster trucks, hockey pucks, guys named Chuck, migrant workers that shuck, lightning bolts that struck, sewage workers wallowing in muck, rear-wheel drive cars that are stuck, vagrants who are down on their luck, babys who taste spinach for the first time and say yuck, and don’t think for a moment I’ve forgotten about the word fuck. classic Rockwellianism! Not quite sure what it says about me that the most (in)famous thing I've ever written I came home and wrote in twenty minutes when I was hammered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWBooneJr Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Not quite sure what it says about me that the most (in)famous thing I've ever written I came home and wrote in twenty minutes when I was hammered. Well, there's also this. Though, you never did finish the story . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRocks Posted September 28, 2011 Author Share Posted September 28, 2011 Well, there's also this. Though, you never did finish the story . . . With the permission of my table guests, I'd love to reveal who I dined with that evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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