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The Worst Thing Ever Written


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However, if you click through this piece on Three Big Duds, you have to wonder if a penny might indeed have some value. Worst restaurant-related piece of the year? I defy anyone to get to click number five without whispering to themselves, "What the ...?"

Two years later, I maintain this is the single worst restaurant piece I've ever read.

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It's just about the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

To date, there is 100% consensus that I'm aware of (TwitterFacebook).

For me, there are no individual words that can describe it.

Enjoy it now because I suspect this cringeworthy gem will be gone one day (although I just took some screen shots). It would be a shame to lose this - it's the "Plan 9 From Outer Space" of restaurant journalism writing, and maybe the single worst thing I've ever seen on the internet in any genre.

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"Mr. [Three Big Duds Writer], what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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It isn't journalism at all, it is satire. And very lame, not at all funny satire at that.

Naw, its just good old fashioned ad-selling.  Make something rediculously bad, post it, go semi-viral, make the visitor clock through 15 pages to see it all so they load new ads... and deposit the loot.

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