New Spring Footwear For The Thirst-Impaired

[Joe Riley]

These could be useful, but I wouldn't try boarding an airline while wearing them:

http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/footwear/sandals/2597

[Heather]

Ew.

I have these, but somehow never get the urge to open beverages with the bottom of my shoe.

[Meaghan]

That's rancid!! In China, that yuppie-surfer thong would bring about huge epidemic. The filthy soles of shoes are huge culprits in certain parts of world. Hungry?

[cheezepowder]

don't forget footwear for your wine glass - click and scroll down for tennis shoes, golf shoes, flip flops!

[jpschust]

long story short, i ended up with a pair of these. they are damn comfy. that said, im not drinking hooch from my shoes any time soon.