Convicted Felon Wanted for Work on donrockwell.com

[DonRocks]

I'm looking for a convicted felon to help me with this website. Salary will probably be minimum wage to begin with, and I'll get you a computer so you can avoid transportation. I cannot afford to pay benefits, but hopefully this is at least something.

One other thing: I won't ever consider myself "your boss," or you "my subordinate"; I will consider this two co-equal partners, agreeing on trading work for compensation. If you ever want to leave, it's okay, but I hope you'll give me a good reference.

Write me at [email protected]

No skills necessary - I'll help you with whatever you need to learn.

Please take the initiaitive - we need help here.

[DonRocks]

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[DonRocks]

On 6/12/2020 at 10:48 PM, DonRocks said:

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If anyone thinks I'm kidding, I'm not. 

I've been trying to give the absolute neediest-of-the-needy a hand up, and I haven't heard bupkus.

Didn't think the short-sighted PR Firms and their long-suffering restaurants had trickled down to you also, but no matter.

Just write me, and I'll help you rise to the top in this town, and nobody will be able to stop you.

[zgast]

Would the person need to be local?  

[DonRocks]

1 hour ago, zgast said:

Would the person need to be local?  

Yes, because I'd need to train (and perhaps dine with), but a fair amount of the work could be done remotely.

[zgast]

24 minutes ago, DonRocks said:

Yes, because I'd need to train (and perhaps dine with), but a fair amount of the work could be done remotely.

OK - not sure I can help locally.

[curiouskitkatt]

Dine with you  is one of the perks? 

Um, applying...

22 hours ago, DonRocks said:

Yes, because I'd need to train (and perhaps dine with), but a fair amount of the work could be done remotely.

[NolaCaine]

12 hours ago, curiouskitkatt said:

Dine with you  is one of the perks? 

Um, applying...

I'm really local and really unemployed. I'm going to see if I can get a felony conviction real quick.