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Anyone else notice this hilarious byline in today's Post Health section?

Getting to The Heart Of ED

Sexual Problems in Men Are Often Tied To Vascular Disease

By Ben Harder

Special to The Washington Post

Tuesday, March 13, 2007; Page HE01

The ... er, thrust ... of the article is that cardiovascular disease is a contributor to sexual dysfunction ...

Since we all know that red wine contributes to cardiovascular health ....

ergo ...

RED WINE = VIAGRA

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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Anyone else notice this hilarious byline in today's Post Health section?

The ... er, thrust ... of the article is that cardiovascular disease is a contributor to sexual dysfunction ...

Since we all know that red wine contributes to cardiovascular health ....

ergo ...

RED WINE = VIAGRA

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

I just love the images that the invented word "Levitra" conjure up, myself. Something between VooDoo and snake charming.

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Viagra was initially researched as a heart medication. A number of men in the studies kept coming back and asking for "extra" medicine. A star was born.

The medicine itself is probably good for your heart, as it gets more blood flowing there (everywhere). Ergo, more wine and more viagra a good man makes.

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A little culture for you thugs.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter: [speaking of ironic names] Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

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A little culture for you thugs.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke?

Porter: [speaking of ironic names] Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance; therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

That's from the Simpson's, right?

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