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Michael Landrum on TMZ


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I give up.

Diptych. Man in black on left making phone call. Kitchen on right with phone in foreground.

ring ... ring ... ring ...

"White House kitchen..."

"Cristeta Comeford please."

"Just a moment."

<"Hey Chef! Somebody's on the phone!">

<Footsteps approaching phone.>

"This is Cristeta."

<Camera cuts to close-up of chef>

"What??"

<Closer>

"Who?????"

<Closer>

"RIGHT NOW????"

<Slams down phone.>

"HO-LY SHIT! EVERYONE LISTEN UP! MICHAEL LANDRUM IS COMING FOR LUNCH!"

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Michael has made it big time, right behind Paris Hilton...check him out at TMZ.com! They even have pictures of his burgers! That and a long clip of our Michael!
AND he made the broadcast version of TMZ. Just saw it (yeah, I tune in from time to time, what about it :D ) - and now I want a Hell-Burger!
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AND he made the broadcast version of TMZ. Just saw it (yeah, I tune in from time to time, what about it :blink: ) - and now I want a Hell-Burger!
I expect this is as close as ML's meat is going to get to Paris Hilton, but who knows?

Will we see POTUS wearing a "Ray's Hell-Burger" tee shirt? This is so not happening,

that it definitely will happen. Does BO have ML's private cell phone number? Maybe.

(getting really breathless here!) :D

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