Mark Slater Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Is le rat aux truffes next? <shudder> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanCole42 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Bur-rat-a cheese Lenina Huxley: [spartan encounters a burger grill in the underground world] Just don't ask them where the meat comes from. John Spartan: Huxley, what's that supposed to mean? Lenina Huxley: Do you see any cows around here, detective? John Spartan: Que es este carne? Hamburger Stand Scrap: Este carne es de rata. John Spartan: Rat? This is a rat burger? [vendor nods] John Spartan: Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years! Hamburger Stand Scrap: Gracias, Senor. John Spartan: Prego. See ya later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lydia R Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Trite already? Wasn't there a modest proposal to have big bunnies farmed in North Korea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shogun Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Why didn't somebody think of this before?The Plague. I mean can you believe it? The plague! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoramargolis Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 The Plague. I mean can you believe it? The plague! Maybe they can use domesticated rats instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Maybe they can use domesticated rats instead... You mean eating pet rats? That's mean!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lekkerwijn Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Almost as appealing as Swift's Modest Proposal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoramargolis Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 You mean eating pet rats? That's mean!!! Worse than raising rabbits for meat, or guinea pigs, like they do in South America? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpschust Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Is le rat aux truffes next? <shudder> Finally a solution to DC's rat problem. Now, what to do about congress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Landrum Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 No references to the good book and great movie, King Rat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Slater Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Finally a solution to DC's rat problem. Now, what to do about congress... Ray's Hell-Rat Burger? Or Sweeney Rat Todd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deangold Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Finally a solution to DC's rat problem. Now, what to do about congress... Personally, I'd rather eat a rat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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