How did I do what? Make the ribs? Or, wait long enough to get them to the table?
For the latter: this really was hard. In the past, I've "tasted" the ribs at various stages and, before I knew it, poof! they were gone. This time, after each major step (e.g., browning, braising) I left the house and allowed the aromas to dissipate.
For the former: an adaptation of the Cook's Illustrated method with some suggestions from the list thrown in. Roasted the ribs in a 450 oven for 45 minutes (then I left the house); sautéed onions, carrots, celery; added bit of garlic and flour; stirred in some wine, stock, chopped tomatoes and spices; and, finally, simmered on the stove for 2 hours or so (left the house again). Strained braising liquid, chilled overnight, and scooped off fat; reduced braising liquid until desired consistency (left the house one more time).
After an excruciating long conversation with condo board president, returned home to fry some pierogies and steam some broccoli while the ribs reheated in that darn good gravy.
After four attempts the secret is: LEAVE THE HOUSE.