Hanoi House (formerly Blackbyrd), 14th and U in 14 UP - Modern Vietnamese by the Owners of Marvin
#1
Posted 08 May 2012 - 05:29 PM
2005 14th St NW (near U St.)
Washington, DC 20009
Telephone: (202) 747-2377
All of the online menus I found are outdated.
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#2
Posted 09 May 2012 - 01:36 AM
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#3
Posted 09 May 2012 - 05:57 AM
I've searched long and hard for information about Blackbyrd (not to be confused with Chicago's Blackbird), but without much luck. Does anyone know who the chef is? Where the menu is? Or who's behind this place, or when it opened?
Isn't it run by the people who own Marvin next door?
The vibe here has changed a lot sice they opened. At first I felt the were trying to concentrate on the food, and I loved that they had the raw bar. Recently though I've seen a dj in there nearly every time I walk by with my son in the evening, so it's not as inviting for me personally and i haven't been in a while. But I'm glad to hear the oysters are still good.
Dan Metz
#4
Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:10 AM
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#5
Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:54 AM
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#6
Posted 27 November 2012 - 05:13 PM
"Who ordered the bathtub mint julep?"
#7
Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:00 AM
I "dined" at Hanoi House last night and it was one of the worst meals I've had in a very long time. As soon as the food was delivered to the table, I knew we were in trouble. Vegetarian steamed buns looked dried out and ordinary and tasted even worse. They were not fully cooked, tough on the outside, dry on the inside, flavorless. It wasn't worth finishing. I had catfish in a clay pot, which also looked unappealing from the start. There were a few small pieces of overcooked fish, covered in a thick sauce that tasted more of salt than anything else. My friend had a cabbage salad with chicken. She was delivered a pile of cabbage with a few measly strips of chicken on top. Some limes and seasoning were on the side- she was instructed to mix this together and pour on the salad. The result was so salty that the dish was inedible. My husband had vegetable pho, a huge dish of broth with mushrooms and little else. The only dish that was passable was vermicelli rice bowl with grilled shrimp. My friend commented that the best part of her meal was the slice of cucumber on the side of the plate.
Our server started out strong- she was enthusiastic and full of suggestions about what to order but once the food was delivered never asked how everything was. We debated about what we would tell her, so maybe that's a good thing.
I left Hanoi House still hungry and I don't think I've ever said that at the end of a restaurant meal. Hanoi House may be a nice option for cocktails (the atmosphere is very nice) but don't go for the food.
#8
Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:14 AM
I "dined" at Hanoi House last night and it was one of the worst meals I've had in a very long time. As soon as the food was delivered to the table, I knew we were in trouble. Vegetarian steamed buns looked dried out and ordinary and tasted even worse. They were not fully cooked, tough on the outside, dry on the inside, flavorless. It wasn't worth finishing. I had catfish in a clay pot, which also looked unappealing from the start. There were a few small pieces of overcooked fish, covered in a thick sauce that tasted more of salt than anything else. My friend had a cabbage salad with chicken. She was delivered a pile of cabbage with a few measly strips of chicken on top. Some limes and seasoning were on the side- she was instructed to mix this together and pour on the salad. The result was so salty that the dish was inedible. My husband had vegetable pho, a huge dish of broth with mushrooms and little else. The only dish that was passable was vermicelli rice bowl with grilled shrimp. My friend commented that the best part of her meal was the slice of cucumber on the side of the plate.
Our server started out strong- she was enthusiastic and full of suggestions about what to order but once the food was delivered never asked how everything was. We debated about what we would tell her, so maybe that's a good thing.
I left Hanoi House still hungry and I don't think I've ever said that at the end of a restaurant meal. Hanoi House may be a nice option for cocktails (the atmosphere is very nice) but don't go for the food.
I generally don't like to pan a new place. However, I have eaten my last lunch at Hanoi House. I originally went to try the pho, but was delighted to see "shaky beef" on offer, so went with that. Let's just say that one of the most expensive items on the menu isn't even on the same continent in comparison to the "same" dish at Four Sisters in NoVa. Then I went back and tried the pho. It was tasteless and I was insulted by the black-spotted, wilted basil and brown bean sprouts they brought me to add to the proceedings. I am admittedly no expert on Pho, but the stuff at Pho 14 on Columbia Road is just miles better than that dreck. Fortunately for me, Sakuramen is only a couple of blocks away and I have become addicted to their soups, so there is no need to ever go to Hanoi House again to fulfill my noodle-soup jones.
#9
Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:39 AM
I had an awful-to-mediocre meal here a couple of months ago and haven't been back.
#10
Posted 24 February 2013 - 01:28 PM
I had an awful-to-mediocre meal here a couple of months ago and haven't been back.
I generally don't like to pan a new place. However, I have eaten my last lunch at Hanoi House.
I "dined" at Hanoi House last night and it was one of the worst meals I've had in a very long time.
Other than *that*, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? ![]()
I'm refraining from any Hanoi Hilton jokes, but it's difficult.
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#11
Posted 24 February 2013 - 04:34 PM
I think it was the first time I've seen a vermicelli bowl where the julienned carrots weren't pickled; they basically had no taste.
Everything just seemed bland, overpriced, and not particularly thoughtfully executed when I was there. I think they came up with the concept because Vietnamese was "hot" and then didn't worry about having someone who actually knew how to, y'know, prepare tasty Vietnamese food. Maybe they figured that they would get crowds because of the location regardless what the food tasted like. Maybe they're right.
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