I agree -- 21st century version of Yalies trying to get fake letters published by Ann Landers.
Crofton from today's chat: "His steak came out topped with a butter and parsley mixture. The menu had stated that the steak would have butter, but said nothing about the parsley. My friend doesn't like to eat meat with anything green on it, and just doesn't like parsley. He didn't want a steak covered in it, and because it was mixed with melted butter, he couldn't easily scrape it off. So, he sent it back, asking for a new steak without the parsley." (emphasis added)
And Rocks, I assume, will zap everything else in a post attempting to work in a lame reference to "Soylent ... poof!